Interior Decorator
by Patrick Kearney

Before we examine the finer points of the inner ambience, I first need to remind you that, in the aesthetic content, these buildings must respond to their own inner, formal determinants, both cultural and functional, and can effectively ignore the regional setting; although, the choice is optional.

While stylistic features of interior decoration may vary considerably, and the programmatic organization logically contains reinterprets, and accomodates features of the traditional with that of the site, four basic themes prevail:

The walls are cleverly colored with decorative motifs which attempt to imitate the best features of contemporary freeway underpass.

The furniture is provided in matching sets which can best be described as Classical Dungeon, borrowing select elements from the early torture chambers of the Inquisition.

The plubing fixtures are painstakingly copied from provincial morgue decorative motifs and are located conveniently close to the head of the beds.

And, the doors are rough replicas of the best traditions of Early Roman Zoo