Forget Paris!
A Fine Example of How A TV Network
Used Pornography To Push A Relatively Insignificant Model
Starring In A Small Budget Reality Series
Into A Hit - And The Talk of The World - For A Couple Weeks Anyways
Who is Paris Hilton?
Known to the tabloids as "Paris the Heiress," Hilton made a name for herself as a party-hopping socialite early in the 21st century. She is the great-granddaughter of hotel magnate Conrad Hilton, granddaughter of Barron Hilton, grand-niece of Nicholas Conrad "Nicky" Hilton (the one-time husband of Elizabeth Taylor) and daughter of real estate magnate Rick Hilton. An occasional model, she also has had a few small film roles, most notably appearing as herself in the hi-fashion satire Zoolander (2001, with Ben Stiller). Her younger sister Nicky is also a well-known socialite. In 2003 Hilton was chosen to star in a fish-out-of-water "reality" show called The Simple Life. The show is a takeoff on the 1960s sitcom Green Acres, with city girls Hilton and Nicole Richie (daughter of singer Lionel Richie) spending a month on a farm in Altus, Arkansas. The show was filmed in April and May of 2003, and is due for broadcast on Fox in December 2003.
The video is a poorly shot at-home job with ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon, who owns some internet gambling sites. Nightshot footage, the camera is all over the place...but we do love to see celebrities going at it. Solomon is now married to Shannen Doherty, though that is on-again off-again apparently. Rumor of a shoving and punching match between Shannen and Paris over Mr. Solomon ("leave MAH man alone, bitch") - that's a video I'd prolly much rather see.
When will these celebrities learn to destroy their homemade porn? Although this release smells more like revenge - and Pam and Tommy as well as the Pam and Brett tapes both seemed just like a sneaky way to release porn. Vince and Janine WAS porn, direct released - when are we going to see a TRULY stolen celebrity porn vid?
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Paris Gets Her T-Mobile Sidekick Hacked
And so it was that on 2-20-05 it was announced that Paris Hilton had her T-Mobile sidekick hacked. No word yet about the safety of the sidekicks of Wee Man, Snoop Dog, Burt Reynolds or Wayne Newton, among others, who feature in the same dumbass commercials. Released on a site with the simple declaration "I'm Sorry Bitch :) GG FGT SLT BTCH! HACKED BY THE NIGGAS AT DFNCTSC" - all we can do now is thank the fine crew of niggas at dfnctsc. Thanks boys!
The Address Book Is Here
The Pics From The Address Book Are Here
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A Joke Could Start Out - Paris Hilton and A Horse...
Paris was thrown from a horse on 03-20-04 during production of a sequel to the hit Fox network series "The Simple Life" and was airlifted to a hospital in western Florida, producers said.
She was walking around after the mishap, "but to err on the absolute side of
caution, we made a decision to medevac her" to a hospital in Tampa, said Chris
Alexander, a spokesman for 20th Century Fox Television.
Alexander said Hilton was "currently under observation," but he had no immediate
information on her medical condition. "We're hoping she's fine," he said,
adding, "Whenever you're dealing with talent, you always want to be extra
careful."
He said Hilton was riding a horse on location at a ranch in Hernando County,
Florida, when the accident occurred.
Production began March 11 on a second edition to the Fox reality hit "The Simple
Life," the fish-out-of-water show starring Hilton and her friend, Nicole Richie,
the daughter of singer Lionel Richie.
Images Of Paris And Nicky Hilton Are Here
Infamous Fan-Shot of Paris Getting Out of a Car, Goin Commando,
And On The Right With Nick Carter
With Whom There Is Yet Another Purported Sex Tape
That Would Make THREE Total, Along With The Rumored Girl/Girl Footage Of Paris
With Nicole Lenz
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