Megan Dayton: Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart!
Megan Dayton: "What do you expect most from a relationship? A: Companionship. B: Sex. C: Repsect." I'd have to go with B: Sex. But let's mark "C" so we get a higher score. ...This is pathetic, I'm cheating on a magazine quiz.
Megan Dayton: You'll get a new heart and before you know it, you'll be back in your garden, you'll be painting... you'll be getting asked out by fantastic men.
Bob Rueland: [Lying] No, Charlie, I just can't make it. I'm, uh, I'm watching the game. Cubs. What's the score? [fumbles frantically for the remote, which doesn't work; gives up] Uh, Cubs are losing.
Megan Dayton: I'm just saying, for safety, don't shave your legs, because then you definitely won't let it go too far.