BATMAN

The JOker: "Wait til they getta loada me" The Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? The Joker: I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy. The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman. Joker: Hello, Benny. It's your uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check! Vicki Vale: What do you want? The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance, Batman's head on a lance... Bruce Wayne: "Vicky, you're a great girl and I like ya alot...but for right now, shut up." Alfred Pennyworth: I have little desire to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons. Knox: You know what they say? They say he drinks blood. They say he can't be killed. Eckhardt: And I say you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, and you can quote me on that one. Jack Napier: Decent people shouldn't live here; they'd be happier someplace else. Vicki Vale: You're insane! Joker: I thought I was a Pisces! The Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys? The Joker: [reciting his poem to Vicki] I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep. The Joker: Bruce... Wayne, n'est-ce pas? Bruce Wayne: Most of the time. [Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building.] Mugger: Don't kill me, man - don't kill me! Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. Mugger: Who are you?! Batman: I'm Batman. [Repeated line] Jack Napier: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb. The Joker: Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face. [Jack Napier is confronted with Batman for the first time] Jack Napier: Nice outfit! [Joker gives someone a hand and electrocutes him] Joker: Oh, I got a live one here! Vicki Vale: I just gotta know, are we going to try to love each other? Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now, and I've gotta go to work. [The Joker sees a picture of Vicki Vale.] Jack Napier: Stop the press, who is that? Vicki Vale: Some people think you're as dangerous as the Joker. Batman: He's psychotic. Vicki Vale: Some people say the same about you. Batman: What people? Vicki Vale: Well, face it. You're not exactly normal, are you? Batman: This isn't exactly a normal world, is it? The Joker: Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile > Back To The Main Movie Quotes Page Contact/Submit     theNSAisWATCHIN     News Monster     Images Archive       News Monster Archive The Frances Farmers Revenge Web Portal