ALADDIN

Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy. Iago: Wow! Theres a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise. Iago: Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting! Jafar: Faster Iago, faster! Iago: Yes, oh mighty evil one! Genii: Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. Genii: Rule Number Three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, and I don't like doing it! Genii: Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa? Aladdin: Oh you sure fooled me. Now about my 3 wishes. Genii: Dost my ears deceive me? 3? You are down by one, boy. Aladdin: Ah no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own. Genii: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies. Genii: Okay, Sparky, here's the deal: You wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it? The Genii: Oy! Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck! Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy? Jafar: You are late. Gazeem: A thousand pardons, oh patient one. The Genii: It's all part and parcel of the whole genii gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space. The Genii: Enough about you, Casanova! Talk about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes - pick a feature! The Genii: It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp! The Genii: Yo rug-man! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel! Jafar: You're speechless, I see! A fine quality in a wife! Sultan: Jafar! You vile betrayer! Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you! [The Genii and the flying carpet are playing chess.] The Genii: So move. [The carpet makes a move.] The Genii: That was a good move. [a la Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe this; I'm losin' to a rug! Genii: Aw, Al, I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything! Guard: He's got a sword! Razoul: You idiots -- we've ALL got swords! > Back To The Main Movie Quotes Page Contact/Submit     theNSAisWATCHIN     News Monster     Images Archive       News Monster Archive The Frances Farmers Revenge Web Portal