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Kornaddict02
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Name: `U WoUlD LuV tO KnOw!! HuH!! HeHe KORNKUITE420 BABY!!`
PRINCESS!~!!
Location: U think im kiddin when i say outta space!! HAHAHAHA
Gender: Female
Marital Status: <3 I LuV mY ChRiS <3
Hobbies & Interests: Chillin, KORN, KORN, KORN, chiilin down the block wit my homies, singing, dancing, partyin, being with my chris!! I LuV ThE MaRyJaNe!! GOT THE LIFE!!!:) i luv my iced coffees
chill with my homies and all that other ramdom bullshit!! HEHE:)
Favorite Gadgets: LITE BRITE, and my electric can opener, my sweet chicken is frozin!!
Occupation: BCC major in occupational therapy!!
Personal Quote: 1. Guys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken the rest are hanidcap. SWEET!! :)
2. Life sux then u die so lets get high and make it fly by!!
I LUV U CHRIS!! REMEMBER : im the boss!!

Blueyez7785
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Name: ~LaUrEn~
Location: A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaY GoOdByE....BFFAE SUMMER '00 iLl NeVeR fOrGeT yOu!! .brians a bigger goose than ill ever be =)~ bff!! skiing in vermont! KRIS ASS BUDDIES FOR LIFE!!
Gender: Female
Marital Status: single for now...
Hobbies & Interests: TACONIC-teens 2000! you guys mean so much to me thanx for the best 6 summers i love you all jc1 mwa! jc2 those are the times ill remember guys i love you all so much and miss you!... im sorry baby!!! patrick love...ill never forget that laura, jenn, alli
Favorite Gadgets: "A best friend is a sister god forgot to give you! laura and sara! Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump! TOBY!!!
Occupation: when i look back, the summer seemed to last forever. if i had a choice, i'd wanna be there. those were the best days of my life!
Personal Quote: PHHÏ is the best! luv ya all! "Dont cry because its over smile because it happened" teens 2000! i knew i loved you..YEAH MARGS! TEACHERS CONVENTION SUX! HAHA!!I touched his ass laur sara zuk ari linds lisa lysi jen stac alli sami amanda&B15LOVEYOU4EVA!

Ames2383
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Name: aMiE, AmEs, aNaL AmIe
Location: tHe BiG wOfO, kY
Gender: Female
Hobbies & Interests: *Chillin in the back of trucks! *umm...going to Tacos Too! =).*Looking at Padle Dicks and Channel 79* i hate wendys!*Sneeking out of Annie's house!
Favorite Gadgets: ummmmm.......
Occupation: StUdEnT aT wOfO *offical watcher of channnel 79! *PARTIER!
Personal Quote: ~Light a cracka for tha macka! ~Woah there Killa! ~Where are the Kroger bathrooms when ya need em!

EmZbAbYgUrL69420
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Name: Marci, EmZ BaBy Gurl, DeDe, MArgie, & Stripy
Location: ATL ~Da DuRtY SoUtH sHaWtY
Gender: Female
Marital Status: playn boyz like a play station 2
Hobbies & Interests: GeTtIn' F*CkEd Up & ChIlLeN w?my #1 homegurl stefani and keepin it real
Favorite Gadgets: umm????
Occupation: Sh*ttt.......
Personal Quote: N*E* cracka wanna step 2 dis I will put ya mutha f*cken body n da feild!!!!!!
R.I.P. Gian

Zeke5021
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Name: aSsWeE...ASH
Location: wEsTeRn BrAnCh **C/O 2002!!!*** *~SENIORS~!* *GO BRUINS!~
Gender: Female
Marital Status: jUsTiN Is My sWeEtY
Hobbies & Interests: iM UR #1 bAiTgiRL ***teachin my ROXYgIRL lots of tricks ...but FiShiNg iS mOrE liKe mY LiFe:) but thats fine w/me!!!!!!
Favorite Gadgets: yep lots.
Occupation: MATE in the summer, hybernate in the winter .... thats me!!!
Personal Quote: "LIVE IT UP WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE" *LiFe iS sHoRt..fiSh hArD!* me and babys quote..."CRACKA ASS CRACKA" -------->-------@ Steffani...your in my dreams almost always..its so hard believing you arent here anymore. i miss you.
 

CRaZZzYBeAcHbABe
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Name: MaRcELlA
Location: Location: FoUnD In Ur HeArT
Gender: Female
Marital Status: MaRiTaL StAtus: SoRrY TaKeN
Hobbies & Interests: ThInGS i Do: HaNgIn OuT W/ My GuRliEs...AnD My HomIeS...GoIn 2 ThE bEACh EVERY ChAnCe I gEt....#1 BeAcH bAbE....TrYiN 2 SuRf Lol...StAcY n PeTe...BeIn W/ My SwEeTHeArT EvERy ChAnCe i GEt!!!!
Favorite Gadgets: MaRcEllA -N- DaNnY <<----U gOt AlL My SwEeT LoVE 4-9-03
Personal Quote: MaRk...TJ...JeFf...BiEgEr...NiCk...DaViAn...DaRrEn
I lUv U GuyZz So MuCh My NumBeR 1 PoThEaDs
Tj -N- MaRk AlWaYz BoB MaRlEy...AlL OuR GoOd TiMEz...HiGh TiMEs(lol)....420 EvErYdAy!!!

ChocolatGirl4U2
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Name: i'll tell ya if ya kno meeh
Location: a house on a street in a city in a state in the USA in the WORLD...u kno the rest
Gender: a sexy lady
Marital Status: I LOVE MIKIE!!!!!!!!!!
Hobbies & Interests: boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys oh yea did i say...BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Favorite Gadgets: my cell phone!
Occupation: student
Personal Quote: never cry over anyone who wont cry over u!!! 7 mins w/ meeh will be 420 sec of a time you will NEVER 4get!!!

Fluff4208
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Name:
~ fluff~
Location: all over town baby!
Gender: Female
Marital Status: ~single~ (sadly)
Hobbies & Interests: SEx dRuGs And AlcOhOl BABY!~**
Favorite Gadgets: hmmm.... well what do you think my favorte gadgets are??
( weed stuffed dild0 baby)
Occupation: ~~~Being
Beautiful~~~
Personal Quote: when you cetch your first love doint ever let them fall !!!!!!!!
if in the world you dont succed shut your mouth and smoke some weed!!
wine me dine me 69 me
420 thats the way to be

Thuginprincess08
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Name: kenquata aka k-sexy
Location: Kountse sislbee beaumont port authur houston woodville warren
Gender: Female
Marital Status: single and looking
Hobbies & Interests: chillin like a villan pimpin niccaz daily so wanna give a shot out to my gurls arial chazz chara hun ebony endia s.powell n.warren maegan tootie vonda kayla ashia toya morna ashly and to all yall i for got wuz up
Favorite Gadgets: now wuzz upto all my home boyz byron fred jackpot ro ken cam trey ran pooh henry marcos don jj jamesky greyland shay BO-BO u
Occupation: my game iz pimpin
and school
Personal Quote: AINT NEVER SCARED
tricks gone trick playaz gone play pimp gone get paid
fdfff

SekzCv4U22
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Name: Name::Maria Loc::Brockton Dirty Souf
Occ::BHS Green '2006' BooStatuz:: Lookin 4 A Papi
Age::14
Location: Fukk Wit Me U Get It 10 Tymz Worse!
Gender: Female
Marital Status: *~*Single sO hOlla!!*~*
Hobbies & Interests: A memory is a way of holding in 2 things u luv
The things u are n the things u neva wanna lose
Favorite Gadgets: Its sO hard 2 See Sum1 U lOve...lOve Sum1 elSe
Occupation: Mike~Ya my ni99a 4 lyfe!
Lil'D~Ima miSS u when u mOve!
April~awWwW...Told u...u and Justin Will hOOk up Again!!<3 G4l!
Personal Quote: iM aLwAyZ sNeAkIn PeAkZ aT u FrOm Da
CoRnA oF mY EyE iF oNlY i WaSnT sO dAm
ShY Id Be *YoUrZ* aNd YoUd Be *MiNe*
Im Out 4 Now Holla Back Playaz!
**wun**

GynelleBruno
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Name: ~*muh name is nellz*~
Location:
~!*ShOuT oUtZ*!~
*MuH GuRlIeS*
kellz~u kno i luv ya gurl!bffe
meg~ur the best!luv ya lotz bffe
steph~ur alwayz their 4 me n i luv ya 4 that!!bffe
gabe~i luv ya so much!bffe
andrea~luv ya lotz bffe ur the best!!
Gender: Female
Marital Status: I Love ? *n* he is so hott!!!!
Hobbies & Interests: ~!*Boy's ALL THE WAY*!~hehe
Favorite Gadgets: UMM FOOK ME,SUX ME,KISS ME,*N* HUG ME HAHAHA HEHEHEH!!!!!LOL J/K NOT BOUT THE HUG N KISSES!!U KNO X0X0 HEHE
Occupation: I Have No Clue haha
Personal Quote: ~!*Ill give u a nikel if u tickel muh pickel*!~ hehe
~!*ShOuT OuTz*!~
*FelLaZ*
I LUV YA ALL N U KNO IT HEHE HAHA!!!!

Jayblue11
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Name: jessica....aka...jay...aka...da bojangoler...
SHOUT OUTZ to all.. Fort washington .M.D,,.south east D.C .and a lil of V.A
Location: mad shout outz to my home doggz Diona.,Atimah,,Gina,,kyle,,Joehell,,Juztin,,markizz,,and Jonh,,Hanny,,Jazzma,,Dannay,,Curt,,Will,,and Sean..
Gender: Female
Marital Status: im from Sanan.T.X..
Hobbies & Interests: den i moved to Washington D.C,,and then went to fort Washington M.D .from tha i came to manassas V.A.
Personal Quote: 1- stop bojangolin
2-anit dat sum shi
3-u dicshit
4-u ruthlezz m-f
5- ''ONLY GOD CAN JUDG ME''',,by 2puc

Hotwingswitsauce
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Name: Stephanie
Location: no need 2 tell u
shout outs
kaycee-sparky
jamie -grandpa
crystal-big boob bimbo
amy-uncle jim tom
brittany-YODA
Gender: Female
Hobbies & Interests: takin on the phone
oh ya and hatin scott
hatin him even more and waitin 4 the next day
Favorite Gadgets: WELL JUS ASK AND U MIGHT FIND OUT
Occupation: school(sux)
luvin DYLAN
DYLAN I LUV YA LOTS
Personal Quote: I WENT FROM CANDY AND TOYS 2 CELL PHONES & BOYZ

Lele22488
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Name: Jbeach princessJ
name: Lisa
place: 856
years: 5teen
statz: talking to a sweety "hope it works out!, wonder how he fells?"Y
Location: Well its bak to skool again just want to giv shouts to my buddiez so far this year Britt (luv u twin), nina (hav fun at the farm), trina ( i get the pink wrappers) , amanda ( im alwayz here for u grl even in history class), alex (lovin u lotz my buddy)
Gender: Female
Marital Status: sean lets chill at the lakeY
Hobbies & Interests: shouts to all my girlz for being there 4 me non stop
We Wernt sisters by birth, but we knew from the start.......
fate brought us together 2 be sisters by heart!
lov you allY
riah, mel, sarah, amanda, michelle
Favorite Gadgets: and even more lov to the girls that i didn't name above for knowin who u are and being there for me in good times and in bad
Occupation: Personal Quote: uve seen it all now {X} lots of lov lisa kisses

Thyck Strawberry

Name: AmBeR a.k.a. *wHyTe ChOcOlAtE*
Location: LaS VeGaZ & MiL-tOwN
Gender: Female
Marital Status: TaKeN ....bUt We CaN StIlL tAlK
Hobbies & Interests: PlAyIn' B-bAlL, kIcKiN It, WrYtEn PoEmZ, MoViEz, GoInG 2 KaLi
Favorite Gadgets: ThA oNe In fRoNt Of MeEh
Occupation: TrYnA fYnD mAh AzZ a JoB (sTiLl LoOkIn)
Personal Quote: JuDgE mE wItH yA eYeZ cLoSeD~!asdf
IF YOU WANNA KNOW ANYTHANG ELSE ABOUT ME,
THEN HOLLA....
HIT MEEH UP ON DAT "IM."
KEEP IT REAL
**OnE**

RiCkYzShOrTy53
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Name: Alisha*Ali*SHORTY*Smilie*Chucky*Lisha*Siz
Location: Turlock*Denair*Keyes What!?!*Merced*Modestoe*planada*le Grand Sup Oakiez?!?!
Gender: Female
Marital Status: Taken by my Baby RICKY XOXO
Hobbies & Interests: Cheering*Partying*Riding dirtbikes*KICKIN IT WITH MY MAN*Shoppin*Getting loud and being crazy*Hey Hi and Sup to all my People...RICKY(LOVE U BABY)*Britt(my freak dancin partner)*rae(I swear)*Linz(Bonerz)*all The Keyes G's Holla (get ur lady HAHA)
Favorite Gadgets: everyone else u know who ur whats up~?!?! also loving my chevelles soon to have one...69 chevelle what now ?!?!
Occupation: Pitman Pride ~Ya'll know it~!!!
Personal Quote: Put the phone on ur butt its a booty call and im coming to bust on all ya'll then im out half a blunt hanging out my mouth speeding like a demon on 101 south i smoke chewy like a motha fuk"n nut u got a gram bag get the zag and roll her up~!!!

InsaneClownLuv17
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Name: Alex a.k.a. Tito <dont ask please- its a long story....
Location:
Umm... well my location always changes so ill just say i live at amanda's but ive been away on "business"...
Gender: Female
Marital Status: Tito's taken- not the nympho...
Hobbies & Interests:
I'm God and the Devil come and fuk with me
I have your whole head rearranged drastically
All them non believers that prayed I'd never amount to $hit
Suck my dick ...
Favorite Gadgets: gadgets.... hmm.... can i say pen!s in this thing? guess not... juggalos give this juggalette a shout...
Occupation: Tito's gettin married to his lil cuban cracker queen... as long as that bitch still tells me who shes with when im not around...
Personal Quote:
Rough and ragged, and my voice is all raspy
Teeth all rotten and yellow, my breath nasty
I smoke 3, 4, 5 packs a day ....


 

CjZbRoKEn244
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Name: (aiTriOnA (raWfOrD...tReEn...3nA...Lo LLi...BaRbiE...BiMBo
Location: *iReLaND*irLaNdAise!BOsToN! ukNoi sTiLL HaV SuM bRiGHtOn PRiDe GOiN oN EvN ThO iTS VEry UnDer D TrEe HeRe!!ShAdYnESs!!iV MiSd U GUys!!SPRING BREAK 2001 CANCUN
Gender: Female
Marital Status: ¹4³
Hobbies & Interests: DriNkiN,CLuBbN,HanGn OuT iN D GrEeN FiELdS n iReLaNd W/aLL D CowS+SHeEpS!HAhA nO WHerEevER ThErES ALcOhOL ThErEs*ME!*BLigHT4LyFff-W haTS^EriN,DonOVaN U wh0re!FuK u BOthu 4GoT BouTMe!WhATs uP OakSeY,CamEL tOES!
Favorite Gadgets: -aWhiTE1-HeYmChuGh MysPLiTeNd*WHAts^oLeARy,Cat iE,aLi,meG^^^KeVUsiNg HiS"i ThiNk HeS gAY LiNe 4ThE HoOk^707"
Occupation: -*BaRtEnDeR*-VoDkA ReD BuLL!!HoRnY BaNaNAs YuMMm!CAnCun-2001-FunTimEs EvEn ThO i WaS bRokN!iGgY U MEsS!MeLoN BaLLs,SeXoNdBeaCh
Personal Quote: EAtDriNk+bMerRy^^^WhAT HapPnd iN CaNcUN StAyS iN CaNcuN!^^^oK iMReALLy nOt GuNa DriNK 2NyT..HaHA!RyT!^^^CAN i Get A TripLE VoDKa ReD BuLL pLeaSe??

limpbiskit12
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Hi everyone!;-)My name is Ali and I live in washington state. I love playing my guitar, listing to all kinds of music, shopping, dancing, wacthing tv, talking on aol, talking on the phone, hanging out with friends, reading, and sleeping oh yeah i love singing too. My top 5 bands or singer are 1. Alanis Morissette 2. *NSYNC 3. No Doubt 4. Matchbox 20 5. and i know most kids my age hate them or dont know who they are but i love the EURYTHMICS!!! Oh yeah before i foreget hello to all my friends!!!         my fave quotes are           "laundry is the only thing that should be seperated by color"
"be the change you want to see in the world." gandhi     "i think alot of people dip their toes in the water and run instead of jumping and realizing it really feels good." Alanis morissette  "this is a girls world guys just live in it"  no nasty people     peace       the one and only Ali

 

Blondepimp207
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hey *insert your screen name here*! if you IM me, Kudos! my name is jennifer/britney, but you can call me by muh ghetto name, shanene botswana shaquita banana split. or my other nicknames.. jenn, jenni, bitch, ho, slut, thumper#2, or you can make up a new one! i'll answer to just bout ne thing! ne wayz...talk to me, cuz i'm normally bored. i'm 15/f from Da Burg, PHLORIDA, and i live in the 2 story box on 4th & central! please cum to muh web page, http://dadurtygurl.homestead.com/jennspage.html
well, peace out, if ya wanna know more, please IM me. until then, this is the durty gurl, signing off...*MuAh*

Butterfli9986
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})i({ Hey ! Wuts up?!~ HI to all of my friends! LuV yA lOtZ!~!
*~ ** sTrUtTiN oUr StUfF **
** ~ sHaKiN oUr BoOtIeS ~ **
** ~ mE aNd MaH gIrLz R ~ **
** ~ fUll TiMe CuTiEs**~*~*
 

AngelQTfromheven
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Hey waz ^!I'm a bitch nad i've got sass m w/ me and ill kick ur ass! Dont wry im harmless!Valentine-A peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tounge so close ur eyes and get a guy and give ur tounge some exersize!God made rivers God made trees God needed an Angel so he made me!With a X and an O im out like whoa! Liz-=)<be happy=)<not sad !lol haha I'd just like to say that she wrote 'nad' instead of 'and'. She also spelled exercise wrong. Whats with people putting stupid poems in their profiles? I don't know.
 

ElectronicSponge
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HI im Brent feel free to talk to me but if ur mean FUCK OFF but other wise im a GUY and im not gay so gay guys dont hit on me damnit gosh ok bye
i like to like like yo like like like to say like Muhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa
HAHAHAHAHA ive just wasted 2 seconds of ur life span
Muhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WELL GOSH IM ME ALREADY

 

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