|
Example |
Photo Type |
What They Want
You to Think |
The Truth |
 |
Blurry |
Artistic |
Has acne, possibly moustache if female |
 |
Anime |
Eccentric, possibly Japanese |
Computer programmer |
 |
Holding some sort of alcoholic beverage |
Fun, laid back |
There has never been a photograph taken of them
where they weren't holding an alcoholic beverage |
 |
Very closely cropped |
Enigmatic |
Fat |
 |
Dude jamming on guitar |
He's in a popular band and rocks out all the time |
Unemployed |
 |
Close-up of breasts, usually in bustier |
Sexy and naughty |
Fat |
 |
Face at strange, usually downward, angle |
Eccentric, possibly supermodel |
Unattractive; this is the only good picture of
them ever taken |
 |
Dark, brooding |
Doesn't care |
Dangerous, possibly a pirate |
 |
Cartoon character such as Bugs Bunny or Tweety
Bird |
Cute, playful |
Immature, probably fat |
 |
Guy with beard sitting on couch |
Sits on the couch a lot,
has a beard |
Sits on the couch a lot,
has a beard |