Bikini Cuts
"ummm...you know what?  I like it shorter in front...actually shorter than that..."

If These Girls Are Cutting The Hair ALL The Haircuts Will End Up The Same
WAY Short in Front - Long In The Back - Girls In Bikinis As Hair Stylists Means The Return Of The Mullet

A lap dance, where a stripper, usually topless and sometimes totally nude, usually costs 15-20 bucks, not including tip - and for that I think you get a couple songs worth of bumping and grinding.  You also get a lot of confidence building small talk - "Whats your name?", "What do you do, hon?", "Are you married?" and usually lots of info about the strippers life "I'm so tired today, I was so bored till you guys came in" etc -  In some states you get...a little more.  But in Utah they don't really even have the lap dances.  At least not in Salt Lake City.  But one enterprising lady has thought of a way to exploit that prudish nature rather cleverly.  Hotties giving haircuts in Bikinis!  In a lot of states I guess it would be controversial if it were topless girls, or all nude, perhaps.  I remember a topless video store in Ellenton, Florida when I was in high school.   Not an adult video store - a topless regular video store - like Blockbuster - only smaller and therefore, in more of need of a hook to get people in the door.  Ellenton had, at the time, less than 7000 people.  They went out of business after a few months not because of protests (and they were right next to a grocery store in a normal shopping center) but because of slow sales in general.  But Utah people are much stricter than that, so the idea here is racy - and apparently kids at school talk about it with the same mysticism, wonder and dark revelry that we talked about the adult movie theater in Sarasota growing up, you know - the one where Pee Wee Herman was famously busted.  The group pic above goes to the Bikinicuts site.

 
Happy Customers!?

So I'm thinking the result is going to be a lot of mulletish haircuts - because who cares about the back when a busty bikini model type girl is walking slowly around you, putting the goods right at eye level?  Not that the girls aren't talented - I'm sure the $25 price is worth it and that they all have skills - but guys will be guys.

The whole idea has a nice naughty feel about it.  Supercuts meets Playboy meets Leave It To Beaver - because, after all - they ARE still clothed.  Where else can you get such information on the girl who is working your epidermis?  Let's check out the main babe - Bethany.

BETHANY
 

Sign	Leo
Favorite Color	Pink
Favorite Food	Italian
Favorite Movie	Braveheart
Favorite Sport	Wrestling
Favorite Holiday	Halloween
Favorite Music Artist	Christina Aguilera
Favorite Actor	Matthew McConaughey
Favorite Actress	Pamela Anderson
Favorite Quote	“You know what I'm saying?”
Favorite Vehicle	Viper

So when I go I will wear some pink, rent a viper, make small talk about Braveheart...

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