The Only Logical Thing To Do
When The Election Is A Choice
Between Two Boobs

One Of The Worst, Most Prolific Child
Pornographers Gets 100 Years

Meet The Hottest Teacher

Woman Gets Her Cell Phone Confiscated
After Snapping Pics Of Strippers

Man Caught Trying To Sell Stolen
Paintings By Monet And Renoir Pleads

Man Hears 'Crunching Sound' As
Bear Bites Into His Head

Katelyn Faber Is Pregnant?
More On Kate Is Here

Guy Checks Step Daughter Out Of Class,
Rapes Her, Then Commits Suicide
By Driving Head On Into A Dump Truck

Cell Phones Will Alert You If You
Have Bad Breath

Ghost Presence Closes School

Mooning The Judge Costs Guy
Another Year In Prison...
But Was It Worth It?

Man Discovers His Knee Pain
Is Being Caused By Nazi Bullet

Murder Confession On Voicemail

Government Postpones Telling You
Which Car Tires Are Most Likely To
Cause Your Death

Marijuana Smoker Beheads Two Women

Can Dogs Smell Cancer?

Sara Lee Exec Found Frozen
 

After 200 Years, The Law
Comes To Bounty Island

Child Services Worker Charged
With Kidnapping, Sexual Assault

Wal-Mart Heirs Among The Richest

'Appendicitis' Teen Was Actually Prego

Another Tortilla Related Stabbing

Is God Punishing Florida?
Here Comes Another One,
This One Named Jeanne

Greek Quiz Show Defrauds Viewers

He Put The Stud Back In Student
And She Went To Jail...But Now
Mary Kay Will Wed Her Former Student
Will The Reception
Be At Chuck E. Cheese?

Cynthia Nixon Changes Teams

Ruined By R Ratings

Because Reality Contestants
Should Have To Bleed

Kirsten Dunst Rages At Premiere
Images Of Kirsten Dunst

A Soccer Team Of Prostitutes

The Skies Are Safe From Cat Stevens
Cat Stevens To Sue

Ex-Nun Sentenced For 1969
Child's Sex Abuse

Moore To Sue College If Shut Out
And In Utah, Virtually Guaranteeing
They Will Be Made To Look Ridiculous
In His Next Film, Republicans Kick Up
A Fuss Over A Moore Booking As Well

Drag Marks Lead Police to Alleged Thief

Bush And Kerry Are Cousins

Jimmy Swaggart Apologizes
For 'Killing' Gay Men Remark

While Getting Raped, Girl Thinks Of CSI
And Ensures Her Rapist Gets Caught

Miss America Deidre Downs

British Mom Who Had Sex With Son Gets
Spared Jail Time