The News Monster Eats The News

Pictured - A Russian Tu-134 Aircraft
Terror In Russia?
Hijack Signal Sent...
Two Planes Down

Al Gore Stopped For Speeding
Did He Demand A Re-Radar?

Wife Runs Over Husband With Minivan
Not Once, Not Twice - But Five Times!!!

Child Kidnapper Wakes Up In Coffin On
The Way To His Own Cremation

Man Drives Into Lake, Smokes Crack
As He Sinks...

New Mexico Gov Wants To Reopen
The Roswell Investigation

There Is A Netscape 7.2 Now If Anyone
Out There Was Waiting For It

British Undercover TV Reporter Tortures,
Kills Drug Dealer, Forcing The Victims
Adult Children To Watch

Woman ID's Her Killer In TXT Message

Hurricane Charley Could End Up Costing
More Than Sept. 11
Top 10 Catastrophes

Milwaukee Preacher Sentenced In Death
Of 8 Year Old That Occurred During
An Exorcism

Robbers Jam So Many Coins Into Bags
That They Can't Carry Them
...And Leave Empty-Handed

Taxi Driver's Travis Bickle Voted
Best Anti-Hero

Beyonce Gets Toe Broken By Bodyguard
Images Of Beyonce

Cyberspace Gives Al Qaeda Refuge
Here Are Some Terror Sites

Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 News
Download The Windows Service Pack 2
Or - Get It On CD-Rom Here
Hurry Up And Wait
Colleges And Universities Leery
It Causes Adobe Programs Trouble
It Also Affects P2P Programs
Pros And Cons
Exterminate The Bugs
Problems...
Adversely Affects At Least 50 Apps

Were You Or Were You Not In Cambodia?

And What About Bush's Service?

Spam And Scam Arrests Made Quietly

Lesbian To Play God

Drunken Crotch Burning Leads To Trouble

You Have To See It To Understand It
Says Chloe Of Her Oral Sex Scene
Images Of Chloe Sevigny

Man Shoots Daughter Mistaking Her
For Burglar

The Carmen Electra Sex Guide
Images Of Carmen Electra

16 Year Old Girl Hanged In Iran
For Having 'Sharp Tongue'

14 Search Dogs From Ground Zero
Have Died Since 9/11

Janet Jacksons Boobs, And Bush
Previous Janet Jackson Coverage
Images Of Janet Jackson

Giant Boulder Rolls Into House, Kills Boy

Two Planes Collide Mid-Air Near Malibu, CA

WWI Bodies Found In Glacier

Folk Song 'Oh Death', A Version Of Which Was
Used In The Film O Brother Where Art Thou
May Have Been Written By The BTK Strangler
More On The BTK Killer

Science, Like Religion, Need MONEY
To Find God

Google - A Favorite Among Hackers

Graphic Designer Fired After Heckling Bush

A Plague Of Locusts So Thick That They
Show Up In Satellite Photos

Do-It-Yourself Phishing Kits Appear...Great...

Impaled For An Hour, With A Cell Phone

High School Eating Contest Between
Rival Football Teams Erupts In Violence

Head Of Aborted Fetus Left In Stomach

Girls Basketball Coach May Face
100 Counts Related To Sexual Assaults

Courtney Love Pleads Innocent
Images Of Courtney Love

Once Again, A Banana Is The Center
Of A Scandal

Couple Finds Cocaine In Hotel Chair

Madonna Shares Kabbalah With Britney
Images Of Madonna
Britney Admits The Last Thing In Her
Mouth Was A Dildo In British TV Interview
Images Of Britney Spears

Osama's Cook Caught

Murder Fugitive Caught Trying To
Beat Subway Fare

Bear Likes Beer

Love In Iran, Ain't No Big Surprise...

Acid Burns At Columbine

Bush Twins May Attend Gay Wedding On 9/11
Images Of The Bush Daughters

Gang Rape Investigation At Mormon Church
Owned Brigham Young University
(Please, No Bring Them Young Jokes)

Cop Gets Naked In Public To ......Pray

Ted Kennedy's Airline Flight Troubles
Surprisingly Not Alcohol-Related!

Paris Hilton Tries On Clothes
Sans Change Room
More On Paris Hilton

Drunk Horse-And-Buggy Driver

Barry Bonds Faints While
Waiting for Burger King Order

They Are Looking For:
“Late 20s, at least 6ft, chiselled good looks,
athletic, strong character, all-American,
confident yet awkward”

Oprah's Jury Experience To Become Episode

NYPD Cop Who Went As "Boy Hunter"
Online Gets Busted In Internet Sex Sting

Posse Pummels Peeping Tom

7 Texas Kids Found in Nigeria Orphanage

Paltrow Makes All Blue Movie
No, It's Not What You Think
Images Of Gwyneth Paltrow

Google Bans Christian Ad

Costco Test Markets Caskets

IRAQ - Two More Taken, Two Freed

More Kidnap And Murder In Iraq
Bulgarian Hostage Beheaded
Download The Bulgarian Video Here
'CIA' Agent Also Killed?
Download The CIA Video Here

70,000 US Troops Leaving Europe, Asia
...Eventually

Former Judge Pleads Guilty On Child Porn

Looking Back:
Frank Reveals The Dark Days From
The 1989 Prostitution Scandal

50 Years Of Wiffle Balls

Paris Hilton Sex Tape 2?
More On Paris Hilton

Hacking Lori Hacking

Rummy In The Crosshairs?

Meet The NFL's Most Overpaid Players

350 Year Old Pear Tree Falls

Teacher Starts Off The School Year
Right - With A DUI An Hour
Before The Start Of The First Day

North Korea Says Bush
Is Worse Than Hitler

Hookers Track Undercover Cops
On The Web

Getting Married At The Wal-Mart

The Mob Wanted To Hit Rudy

Officer's Suicide Twists Child Rape Case

Dog Foils Carjacking

George Lucas Just Can't Let Go

Complaining That TV And Movie Mob
Characterizations Are Unrealistic,
Russian Mobster Produces
His Own Series

Toddler Starves To Death After Police
Come, Take Druggy Mom To Prison,
Leave Baby Behind

Two Boys Collide On The Soccer Field
One Dies

Pink-Handed Meth Cooks

Paris Hilton Gets Screwed Again
No, No, It's Not What You Think
Click Here To Listen To 'Screwed'

Raped In The Firehouse

Undocumented (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS)
To Face License Suspension In NY

Liver Guy Now Posts 'Thank You' Boards

Feds Subpoena Fannie Mae Records

Texas Kids Abandoned In Africa
Had To Beg For Food

A Society Without Words For Numbers

Soon-To-Be-Married Couple
Shot To Death In Their Sleep
On California Beach

17 Y/O Videotapes Sex With A 12 Y/O

Komodo Dragon Falls To Death At Zoo
-Climbing For Love

Miss Norway, Disqualified When It Was
Discovered She Had Appeared In Porn,
Is Now Getting Death Threats
Images Of Aylar Lie

Bank Robber Leaves Behind Rental
Car Receipt

John Kerry Staffer Busted
For Solicitation

'Vampire' Rapist Gets 12 Years

Saul Zaentz Files Suit Against New Line
For His Lord Of The Rings Royalties

Two Dogs Get Married

Ex-Wife Dooms Bank Robbery

I Was Surprised To Find That
Volleyball Has Cheerleaders

The World's Tiniest Baby Survived...
She Is Now Entering High School
Related: Youngest Mother Ever

The Wacky Adventures Of The
Naked Ex-Mayor

Guy Tried To Extort Widow Of Dr. Seuss

Cambodia Is Great,
Just Don't Drink The Water

Woman Kills Husband With Umbrella

John Kerry's Ex-Girlfriend
Posts Online Scrapbook
Backlash

Hooters - The Casino

The Worst Forgers Get Caught
Related: Sometimes The Best Do, Too

Financial Guru Turned Kidnapper
Related: Rich People

Jordan's Breast Size To Change Again
Images Of Jordan

British Policemen Suspended Over
Having Sex With Porn Stars
They Went To Investigate 'Disturbance'
Video Clips From This Event 1 2

Pam Anderson And Tommy Lee
Fighting Again - This Time, Over Books
Images Of Pamela Anderson

Rick James Bought Cocaine
Just Before He Died
Rick James Soundboard
More On Rick James

Keanu Reeves To Marry

Alan Keyes
Still Crazy After All These Years

TIME To Sell New Mag For
'Real Women' - Only At Wal-Mart

Brad Pitt Loves His Road Rage
Images Of Brad Pitt

Tennis Star Sues Over Topless Photos
Images Of Anastasia Myskina