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7-7-04


Nader Waits In The Wings To Spoil With His "Insurgency Against Power" Campaign
Some Nader Quotes 7-6-04 From An Interview On The Alan Colmes Radio Show
"the swing state for the Bush campaign...is Iraq"
"the media is concerned with the horse race, not the human race"
"the two parties have rigged the system"
"If the Iraqis continue to see what they see now, a military AND corporate occupation
overseeing a puppet regime, they are going to sympathize with the insurgents"


The Democratic Team
 Blah Blah Blah...The Announcement

Although - On The Day of The Announcement, An Editorial On Edwards Site Slammed Kerry...


Ooops....  New York Post Gets It Wrong


New York Daily News Mocks Post

Murder Investigation On
Sam Donaldson's Ranch

14 Year Old Murderer Escapes By
Gluing Electronic Monitoring Device To Cat

Hit By Two Foul Balls In One Game

Nigeria Arrests 500 Email Scammers

Bulldozers Being All The Rage Lately...
Man Robs Bank With One

Life Imitates The Simpsons, AGAIN
Pot Activists Forget To File Petition

Kirk Douglas' Youngest, Less Talented
Son Dies


Zarqawi Now Persona Non Grata In Iraq?

Cheney Doctor Had Addiction Problem

BBC Told To Cut Website Spending

Inside Guantanamo

Contaminated Food Kills 11 Children,
Sickens 60

The Science of Tennis

Chicken Nugget Helps Cops Catch Robber

Dolphins On The Internet

Kerry With A Gun To His Head...

Bad News Everywhere Bush Looks

Saboteurs Hit Iraqi Pipeline

Giraffe, Ostrich Drown In Sinkhole

Large Portion of Tooele, Utah High School Baseball Team Charged After Sex Tape Made On Road Trip Surfaces


Wassef Ali Hassoun
Strange Journey
Ali Phones Home
Truly A Victim?  Or A Spy?
Case Arouses Suspicion


Cameron Diaz Bondage Film
Images Of Cameron Diaz

Audio Tape That Can Clear Michael Jackson?
More On Michael Jackson

James And Stacie Fisk Made Child Porn
With A 2 Year Old

Justice Court Judge Quits Job,
On Her Way To Be A Marine In Iraq

Ashely Judd Locked Out Of House, Naked
Alas, No Pic

Rod Stewart's Gardner Steals Rod's Car
After Getting Fired

Kindergarten Painting Sells For $75,000
After Bidding War Among Rich Parents Erupts

UN Issues Locust Plague Warning

Man Caught Stealing Teens Socks
Cops Find 500 Pair At His House...

Prostitution Was A Right Of Passage
To Full Womanhood In Ancient Pompeii

Meet The 12 Year Old Who Sexually
Assaulted Five Women Already...

Annie The Dragon To Live Again

2 Moose Crash Utah Parade

BBC TV Is 50 Years Old

Who Could Be Reading Your Email?

Calling The US A "Whore"

37 Foot Hot Dog

Russian Hacker Team Behind Recent Attack

UPC Code Has Been Around Longer
Than Most People Think

3 Transplant Recipients Die Of Rabies

UFO Sightings Increase Worldwide

Teen Caught Bootlegging Spiderman 2

FBI Details How Simple Tourist Video-Making
Resulted In Secret Detention

Taxi Explodes At Madonna's House

Jeffrey Jones, The Principal From
Ferris Bueller's Day Off In More Trouble
Jeffrey Jones Filmography

Dominos Pizza Employees Cannot
Think Outside The Box

The Landlord - "He's A Loser"

Dell Wants Your Old IPOD


Couple Has Sex On Stage


Attempt To "Visit" A Lady Friend Fails,
Naked Guy Ends Up Stuck Under Gate

Mexican Soldiers Interrupt Funeral
Of US Marine Killed In Iraq

'Disgruntled' Swiss Banker Kills
Two Co-Workers

The Customer Isn't Always Right

The Corpse Flower Has Bloomed

Convicted Killer Says He Is
Being Terrorized By A Poltergeist

Dead Woman Has 'Help Me'
Carved Into Her Stomach


Rare Video of Suicide Missions
Is Window Into Terror Network in Iraq

Women Farming Naked In Nepal

Vote Counting Error Gets Reality Show
Contestant Another Chance On Show

They Love White Castle T-Shirts

Macy Gray To Perform Nude

Tax Break On Plastic Surgery For Models

Fahrenheit 9/11 Mostly Accurate?

City Trash Haulers Won't Haul Poo

Fighting Strippers - Ends With A Broken
Wine Glass And A Ruptured Implant

Freedom Tower Construction Begins

Fugitive Caught After 44 Years

Magician For Hire Charged With
Secretly Videotaping

Arrested Wal-Mart Janitors Can Stay

Guy Stabbed Over Missing Shoe

Canadian Council Member
Fabricated Stalker Story

No Sex Change For Serial Killer

Surprise - AOL Bundles Ads With CDs

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