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7-6-04


The Democratic Team
"Ladies and Gentlemen The Next President And Vice President of The United States..."
 Blah Blah Blah...The Announcement

Although - On The Day of The Announcement, An Editorial On Edwards Site Slammed Kerry...


Ooops....  New York Post Gets It Wrong


Nader Waits In The Wings To Spoil With His "Insurgency Against Power" Campaign
Some Nader Quotes 7-6-04 From An Interview On The Alan Colmes Radio Show
"the swing state for the Bush campaign...is Iraq"
"the media is concerned with the horse race, not the human race"
"the two parties have rigged the system"
"If the Iraqis continue to see what they see now, a military AND corporate occupation
overseeing a puppet regime, they are going to sympathize with the insurgents"


Zarqawi Now Persona Non Grata In Iraq?

Fireworks Fiasco Hurts 50

Cheney Doctor Had Addiction Problem

BBC Told To Cut Website Spending

Inside Guantanamo

Contaminated Food Kills 11 Children,
Sickens 60

The Science of Tennis

Chicken Nugget Helps Cops Catch Robber

Dolphins On The Internet

Kerry With A Gun To His Head...

Bad News Everywhere Bush Looks

Saboteurs Hit Iraqi Pipeline

Giraffe, Ostrich Drown In Sinkhole

Meet The Wooden Tuba

Exotic Dancer Claimed Pole Gave Her Rash

Britney's Trash Act

Charity Online
Advertising For Help To Get Fake Boobs

Large Portion of Tooele, Utah High School Baseball Team Charged After Sex Tape Made On Road Trip Surfaces

Ceramics Teacher Secretly Taped Teens

Photo Gets 17 Year Old Model
In Trouble At School

What Happens To Your Online Self
When You Die?

Pigs That Like Beer

Underage Girls Seek Fertility Treatment


Wassef Ali Hassoun
Strange Journey

Annie The Dragon To Live Again

2 Moose Crash Utah Parade

BBC TV Is 50 Years Old

Who Could Be Reading Your Email?

Calling The US A "Whore"

37 Foot Hot Dog

Russian Hacker Team Behind Recent Attack

UPC Code Has Been Around Longer
Than Most People Think

3 Transplant Recipients Die Of Rabies

UFO Sightings Increase Worldwide

Teen Caught Bootlegging Spiderman 2

FBI Details How Simple Tourist Video-Making
Resulted In Secret Detention

Taxi Explodes At Madonna's House

Jeffrey Jones, The Principal From
Ferris Bueller's Day Off In More Trouble
Jeffrey Jones Filmography

Dominos Pizza Employees Cannot
Think Outside The Box

The Landlord - "He's A Loser"

Dell Wants Your Old IPOD

"The Vagina Is So Yesterday..."

Warden, Prison Officials May Have
Listened In On Attorney-Client Meetings

Colin Powell Performs Y-M-C-A Dance...

 


Rare Video of Suicide Missions
Is Window Into Terror Network in Iraq

Women Farming Naked In Nepal

Vote Counting Error Gets Reality Show
Contestant Another Chance On Show

They Love White Castle T-Shirts

Macy Gray To Perform Nude

Tax Break On Plastic Surgery For Models

Fahrenheit 9/11 Mostly Accurate?

City Trash Haulers Won't Haul Poo

Fighting Strippers - Ends With A Broken
Wine Glass And A Ruptured Implant

Freedom Tower Construction Begins

Fugitive Caught After 44 Years

Magician For Hire Charged With
Secretly Videotaping

Arrested Wal-Mart Janitors Can Stay In
The US...For Now

Guy Stabbed Over Missing Shoe

Canadian Council Member
Fabricated Stalker Story

No Sex Change For Serial Killer

22 Year Old Has Healthy Breasts
Removed Because Of Family
Breast Cancer Curse

Surprise - AOL Bundles Ads With CDs

Afgan Crackdown On The Selling
Of Abducted Children's Body Parts

The Electronic Voting "Train Wreck"

College Student Abducted
After She Turns Down Marriage Proposal

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