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7-22-04


It's Official - Salt Lake City Has It's Own Laci Peterson Type Case With The Pregnant
Wife Missing After "Jogging" And The Husband Under A Cloud Of Suspicion...

Volunteers Searching
Husband Lying Already
Official Site
More Questions Than Answers
The Search Expands...

...They Seemed So Happy...

KFC Stands For "Kicking F*ing Chickens"

Arms Sales To Iraq?  Already!?

Doonesbury Dropped From 38 Papers

200 Far-Right Jews 'Ready To Kill Sharon'

The Get-Wilson Crusade
More On Wilson And Valerie Plame

76 Year Old Hubby Beats Up 78 Year Old Wife After Driving Lesson Gone Wrong

Two 14 Year Olds Lured Woman Into A
Garage With The Promise Of Marijuana,
To Rape Her

Bloody Sex Pistols Memorabilia

One Hot-To-Trot Librarian Gets Sentenced

Michael Jackson Wants An Exception
To The First Amendment

More On The Jackson Case Is Here

Madonna Sings In Yiddish For Cult Leader
More Images Of Madonna Are Here

Man Who Kidnapped, Raped And
Murdered His Two Year Old Nice Executed

Man Accused Of Having Sex With Dog

Keeping With The Older Woman/Younger
Man Trend, Granny Weds Teenager

Man Plea Bargains After Killing His
Wife With Phone Cord During Sex

Bill O'Reilly Caught In A Fib

Meet The Doctor Who Traded
Morphine For Sex

More About The Case Of The Mormon Girl Who Enrolled In A State University To Study Acting, Then Sued When She Was Asked To Perform A Scene With Swearing

Sex In Juvenile Prisons Is Common

Natalie Portman Would Strip On Film
Images Of Natalie Portman

World War 1 Claims A Final Victim

Rondstat Fired Over Moore Dedication

Kobe Accuser Has Considered Backin' Out
More On Kate Faber Is Here

Skateboarder Tony Hawk To Host
Satellite Radio Show

Asked To Leave Walden Pond For
Handing Out Free Henry David Thoreau

The Complete Walden Is Here

Where In The World Is Wassef Ali Hassoun

Filipino Trucker Heading Home?

Candidate Videotapes Rival
Stealing Signs

Dunst Laments Big Boobs
Images Of Kirsten Dunst

88 Bags Of Heroin Left In Rental Car

UK May Decriminalize Prostitution

Former Professional Hockey Player
Pleads Guilty In Murder-For-Hire Plot

Man Dislocates Jaw While Throwing Up

Iraqi PM Executed 6 Insurgents...

Life Expectancy In Africa Is 33
...Thanks To AIDS

The Scholarship Of The Simpsons
Simpsons Episode Guide
Simpsons Quotes
Simpsons Movie?

He Handcuffed Toddlers As Punishment

Guy Sues Just To Get Face Time
With Sexy Judge

The Orgy Ship Sails On

Surveillance Tape Shows 9/11
Hijackers Passing Through Security

World's Tiniest Cat

Florida Wildlife Staff in Plain Clothes
After Tiger Death

Snipermail Guy Busted

Just Add Urine

Hiring A Hitman To Chop Off Hubby's Penis

Beheading Video Of Paul Johnson Surfaces
It Came From A Post In A Forum
The Videotape Surfaces...
Our Paul Johnson Page
"Abu Hajar" Posts On The Same Site Where He Posted The Video Link 1 2 3 4
Head In A Freezer

Drunk Woman Pats Lion, Lion Pats Back

Nice Picture Of Jenna Bush
More Images Of The Bush Daughters

Legal Prostitution In San Francisco?

Christina Aguilera's Hair Is Falling Out
Lapdance Breaks Up Relationship
Images Of Christina Aguilera

Trooper Saves Suicidal Woman From Bridge
Jump - Link Has Video

Guy Who Does Chores In The Nude Arrested

Microsoft To Pay Out 75 Billion
To Shareholders

Hassoun - "I Did Not Desert"
Our Ever-Changing Hassoun Page

Anarchist 'Ruckus Society', Funded By
Kerry's Wife, To Protest GOP Convention

Brief History of The GOP

The End Of The World Is Coming...Again

Sagawa The Cannibal Is Still Hungry
More On Sagawa

Justin Cheated On Cameron Diaz
More On Cameron Diaz Is Here
Images Of Cameron Diaz

Nine Minutes After Getting Out Of Jail...
She Robs Again

"Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill"

Bubba The Love Sponge, The Fired
Shock Jock, Is Running For Sheriff

Los Alamos Lab Suspends Operations

As It Turns Out, Iran Was Probably Way
More Complicit In The 9/11 Attack
Than Iraq

Terry Nichols' Brother, Who Prominently Made
An Ass Of Himself In Bowling For Columbine,
Is Now Suing Michael Moore For Libel

Visit IHATEMYJOB.COM

Tree Falls On Golf Cart, Kills One

Research Casts New Light On Donner Party

Terrorists Used State Of Arkansas' Website

North Korea Is Bigger Threat Than Iraq
Says Bill Clinton

Village Unveils Plaques To Commemorate
The Sex Pistols

Meet The Goblin Shark:
The Ugliest Fish In The World

Assault With An Alligator

Man Gets Life For Rat Poisoning 60

Britney Spears Corner
Gettin' Trashier By The Day
Going After The Post For The Above Story
Ex-Husband On The Wedding Night
Images of Britney Spears
Nipple Slip...
Britney Spears To Marry W/O Pre-Nup
The Beverly Hills Hotel
Britney In Bollywood?


Are Those Documents In Your Pants
Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

McAuliffe's FOA Request
Clinton  - "We're All Laughing"
Kerry Cries Leak
Quits Kerry Campaign
Berger's Curious Military Record
Lookback:  More Of The Same Behavior
From Ex-CIA Chief Deutch

An Bar Gets Converted Into An
Alcohol Treatment Center

Crowds Flock To See Jesus In A Window
More On Apparitions Is Here

Strippers Turn To House Moms

Vladimir Lenin Died Of Syphilis

When A Drunk Passenger Beats
A Flight Attendant, That Is No Longer
Newsworthy - But When A Drunk Flight
Attendant Beats A Passenger...

Inmates Flee Jail, Return With Beer

Martha Stewart To Write Book

Big Fat Fluffy Rabbit

Police Arrest Cheese Covered Naked Man

Nigerians Avoid "Killer" Calls

Meet Maryland's Mystery Creature

Nicole Richie's Nipple Piercing
Forces Her To Show Breasts To Security

Images Of Nicole Richie

Too Fat To Be Cremated

Inside San Francisco's Secret Clubs

Clear Channel Radio Cuts Commercials
To Gain Ad Dollars

Plastic Wrap Prank On Road Injures 2

Searching For Bobby Fischer
Finally Comes To An End

World's Appetite for Tuna 
Threatens Supply

Williamsport Man Asks Police
To Arrest Him 'For Being Stupid'

The Manchurian Candidtate Is Coming
Please No John/Teresa Heinz Kerry Jokes

AOL, Yahoo and MSN
To Integrate Messaging

Pilot Who Dropped The Bomb
On Nagasaki Dies

Dress Code May Hinder Air Marshals

Love Is In The Air

Denver Cops Are Great Shots!

Massive Black Hole Stumps Researchers

Teen Charged With Murdering
A 10 Year Old In A Clothes Dryer

Eyewitness Says Strippers 'Enticed'
Firefighters At Porn Star Costume Ball

Tim Berners-Lee Gets Knighted

Warrant Issue Over Five Cents

The World's Worst Beers

80 Killed In Indian School Fire

Newsday Circulation Scandal Gets Worse

Michael Moore To Be Charged
In Canadian Elections Law Infringement?

 

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