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7-1-04



The Many Faces Of Saddam
Defiant, Typical In Court
Interim Government Uses Saddam-Era Flag
Kuwait Denounces "Dogs" Remark
Downcast, Combative...
Handcuffed In His Former Palace


Broke Brando Hides His Oscars

Nader To Debate....Dean!?

CIA Agent Michael Scheuer Is The
Anonymous Writer of Imperial Hubris

Mexican Official Wants No Border

Infinity Sues Clear Channel For
Dropping Howard Sterns Show

Politicians Filmed Bowing To "Moonie"
Cult Lead Sun Myung Moon

Pity The Poor Inmates Who Are
Forced To Live Without Porn

Burglar Found Passed Out In Home,
Wearing Woman's Clothes

Airport Screeners Stole From Baggage

Crop Circles In Utah, Again?
Hmmmm Beginning of Summer,
Dull Small Town...Strange Timing

Army Recalls Thousands Who Have
Left The Armed Forces...Can A
Draft Be Far Behind?

Nick Berg's Father Chimes In Again

Novel In Which Characters Discuss
At Length How To Kill George Bush
Causes Stir

Irreversible Banned In Australia
Click Here For Images Of Monica Bellucci

Woman Jumps To Her Death, Landing
Where Her Boyfriend Had Previously
Died Fleeing The Police

Woman Wins Damages For Getting
Wrong Sperm


Mormon Church Leader Charged
With Trying To Get 14 Year Old Booty
Online, Sent Explicit Pics Of Himself...


And In A Similar Case With The
Roles Reversed, Teacher Charged
With Having Sex With Student

Blair Asks Bush To Free Britons
Still In Guantanamo

"Power" Handed Over In Iraq

Teaching Hacking

Selling Blood On Ebay

Is It Just Me Or Are Meteor Strikes
Becoming More Common?

Restaurant Manager Hits REPLY Instead
Of FWD On Complaint Email, Calling
The Customer A "Twat"

Star Wants Chest Hair Insurance

Lying Is Easier With Cell Phones

Rob Schneider Wants To Go Back
In Time To Get Roger Ebert Laid

Guy Gets Lifted On Ground And Severely
Injured Playing With Giant Kite

Attorney Compares Client To The "Otis"
Character On The Andy Griffith Show
- Avoids Jailtime

Filming Bush In His Undies

Dick Cheney's Pottymouth
Washington Post Prints The Obscenity

He Was Asking For It

Blood Soaked Guy Buying Trash Bags At
Wal-Mart Arouses Suspicion

Man Caught Playing Porn On Car DVD
Player To Serve Jail Time

Bill Clinton In The News
Gennifer Flowers Might Sue Over My Life
Sex, Lies and Monica
NY Times' Scathing  Review Of MY LIFE
Visibly Annoyed At Lewinsky Query
What The Deal With The Bracelet?
New Affair!?
Monica Speaks
Harvard Prof: Conversation Fabricated

Hackers Attack Sites Other Than Mine!

Boyfriend Stabbed Over Soccer Game

Black School Bus Driver Reports Kids
In KKK Robes At Bus Stop!?

Tales Of Horny Gurus

The Assassination Of The Vice President
Of Paraguay Was Faked

Rape As A Weapon Against
Lesbians In South Africa



Keith Maupin Executed In Iraq


Wassef Ali Hassoun
Awaiting An All To Familiar Fate


Korean Hostage Beheaded
S. Korea Resolute On Troops
"Beheading Is The Most Humane"
Kim Sun-Il Footage, Information Is Here
Kim Was An Arab Enthusiast
Mystery Surrounding The AP Inquiry
AP Refuses Comment

Paul Johnson - Kidnapped, Murdered
More On Paul Johnson
US Firm Helped Spread Video
Body Found
Gruesome Photos Of The Beheading
Sympathy From Berg's Family
"He Didn't Deserve It"
Only "Conservative" Sites Publish The Pics?
New Jersey Editorials On The Killing
New Zealand Workers Leaving The Area?
Theatre Of Terror
Bush Playing Into Al-Qaida's Hands?
"Assume You Beheaded Paul Johnson..."
The Nature Of The Enemy
Yahoo Group Acts As Al-Qaida Mouthpiece
Where's The Body?
Saudi Open Letter To Mrs. Johnson
Saudi Collusion?
Most Searched For On The Net
Strange Silence In Arab Media

Don't Forget Robert Jacobs
A Tape of His Murder At His Home In
Saudi Arabia Purportedly Exists As Well

Oklahoma Judge Used Penis Enlargement Pump, Shaved His Genital Area, And Generally Played With Himself On The Bench, In Court!

A Starbucks At Lizzie Borden's House?
Who Is Lizzie Borden

Cop Who Emailed Suicide Video In Trouble
More On This Case And The Video

Some Guy In Boulder Swiped
Teenaged Cheerleaders Cameras,
Took Pictures Of His Junk, Then
Returned The Cameras To The
Unsuspecting Girls

Female Athletes Baring It All
WNBA Star.....
Volleyball Star.....
Champion Swimmer....

Superbowl Streaker Goes On Trial
Janet Jackson Roams Free...

Superbowl Coverage Flashback
Streaking - Hall Of Fame
Streakings Greatest Moments

As Part Of Price Fixing Settlement,
Schools Get CDs From The Recording
Industry - But Are They Are Complaining
"Too Much Whitney Houston!"

Rapper DMX Arrested For Car Theft

200 Dead In Iranian Road Crash

Accused Killer Says His Roomate
"Shot Himself In The Back"

Mooning The Judge Will Only
Get You Time In Jail

Muslim Trucker Refuses To Take
Load Of Alcohol, Gets Fired, Sues

Teen Girl Shoots Dad After He
Shot Her Mother In The Face
And Kidnapped Her And Her Sisters

14 Year Old Divorces Mother

How Do You Survive A Bear Attack?
Play Dead

Man Tortures 18 Year Old Woman
He Met On A Phone Chat Line

Bush Praises Embezzler As A
"Good Soul, An Inspirational Person"

Tommy Lee Sucks As A Deejay

Child Services Worker Charges
The Poor For Services That Are Free


Severed Fingers Replaced With Toes

Nicole Kidman's Tub/Love Scene
With Ten Year Old To Stay In The Film

Images Of Nicole Kidman

In Other Celeb/Sex News:
Halle Berry And Sex Toys
Images Of Halle Berry

Family Finds Porno In New DVD Player

Woman Dies After Swerving To
Avoid Hitting Turtle

Paralyzed AND Blind Man
Drives Across America

Man Banned From Saying 'Phlegm'

A Million Pennies Saved
...Nothing Earned

Prof. Fired For Giving Too Many F's

Green Party Candidate May Not
Even Vote For Herself

Political Parties Offer Circumcisions

Couple Charged After Supposedly
Trying To Sell Their Baby At The Beach

Mom Flings Pizza At Chuck E. Cheese

Choose What You Dream

Dad Hires Gang To Do Drug
Rip-Off On Son

Teacher Suspended For Giving Students
Choice - Suck My Boobs Or Get Caned

Elderly Man Says Woman Flashed,
The Robbed Him


Walking In The Womb

GOP Convention To Give Much Needed
Boost To The Local Sex Trade

Gust Of Wind At Wedding Throws
Tent Poles, Killing One

Trying To Blackmail Playboy

Firefighters Left Pot On The Stove,
Return To Fire Station To Find It On Fire

Five Way Sex Goes Horribly Awry
In Car, All Are Dead

Hiccupping For Two Years

New Show - Jackass With Girls

Cloning Bruce Willis' Hair

Woman Settles 50 Year Old Molestation
Case Against Nun

17 Die In Lightning Strike

Mans Dirty Undies Shutdown Reservoir

Beware The Chainsaw Wielding
11 Year Old Menace

Utah School Bans Anti-War Shirts

Valedictorian Trashes School In Speech
Is Escorted Out, Denied Diploma

Decaying Body Found In Police Car

Bank Robber Arrested After Trying
To Correct Reporter On The Color
Of The Getaway Car

Tonya Hardings Boxing Career
Goes The Way Of Her Skating One

Homeless Ex-Gymnast
Orders Dog To Bite Cop, Then
Does So Himself

Lesbian Couples Wants In Country Club


A Britney Sex Tape On The Horizon?

Engaged
Pregnant?
Some Images of Britney

Hitman Gets 3 Years For Killing 20

Guy Builds Plane In Garage
Using Model Planes As A Guide

Politicians Urge Men To Have More Sex

Teen Sex Party Caught On Tape

Bush Pleads For Courtesy

Found Maps Lead Police Right
To Marijuana Crop

Space Elevator - Coming...Eventually

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