Intercepted Text Message Of The Clash
Lyrics Gets Guy Interview With Cops

US Has No Intelligence.....Chief

20 Year Old Steals Dad Police
Cruiser To Pull Over Ex-Girlfriend

An Alligator Walks Into FL Restaurant

Naked Guy Arrested Bathing In Car Wash
Johnny Knoxville Not Involved

Queer Eye For The Sopranos Guy?
Fuggetaboutit

Man With Fetish For Medical Items
Banned From All Hospitals

High Gas Prices Curb Teen Cruising

Looking For The Smoking Gun
On...The Smoking Gun
I Was Fascinated To Find The Head
Of Court TV Is Named Art Bell
But No, He's Not THIS Art Bell

School Secretary Sends Nude
Pictures Of Herself To Students
Link To Her MSN Profile
"Don't Cry Because It's Over,
Smile Because It Happened"
Her Info Is As Follows:
Karolyn and Arthur Klauer
N8861 Fox River Shrs
Berlin, WI 54923-8783
(920) 361-1758

IN OTHER NUDITY/CLASSROOM NEWS:
Photography Prof Pushed Out Over Nudes

Bush Consults Attorney
Regarding The Valerie Plame Affair
Who Is Valerie Plame?

Judge Says Don't Call Kobe Bryant's Accuser A "Victim" In Court
More On Her - Katelyn Faber

Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm
Saves A Guy From Death Row

Outsourced IT Staff Gets Ex-Boss
Fired Over Computer Porn

Mother And Son Planted Mouse
In Their Soup At Cracker Barrel
In Order To Try To Extort The Chain...

Thieves Break Into Sheds To
Steak The Screws Out Of The Doors?

Saving The Baby Ducks

Karmazin Resigns From Viacom
What This Could Mean For Stern

Enron Traders Caught On Tape

Man Sentenced In An Incident Where
He Shot HIMSELF In The Groin

55 Pounds At 15 Months

Britain's Giant Cheese Race
Extracts Bloody Toll

Teens Busted For Lighting Objects,
And EACH OTHER On Fire
In Other Playing With Fire News:
Teens Set Homeless Man On Fire

Condoms Can Give You Cancer?

Lenders Predatory Practices

Woman Performs C-Section On Self

Guy Climbs In Woman's Car To Ask
Her Out - Ah The Perils Of Driving

Getting Calvin Klein's Attention

Seattle Monorail Catches Fire

Bangkok Teens Live Up To The Name

Madonna Plagiarizes Imagery, Settles

1 Year Old Wanders Freeway

Scrambled Eggs Shuts Down Highway

14 Year Old Daughter And A Friend
Are Charged After Mothers Stabbed
Body Is Unearthed

Stripper Raped During Private Dance

They Wanted A Blizzard,
They Got A Tornado

Caddyshack Becomes Reality

Election To Be Decided By Bike Race?

British Plan To Foil Harry Potter Piracy

Franken Works For Free

Maoists Abduct 1000 People

Cheney Coordinated Haliburton Contract

Shoplifter Trying To Escape Gets
Hit By Train
Other Shoplifting Leads To Death News:
Security Guard Cleared In Death

NBC Defends Dateline
Yet Silent On It's Other Programming

The Tailor Made Abduction Van

Smells Like Audrey Seiler

Christian Beaten To Death By Muslim
Cop Over The Placing Of Garbage
Near A Mosque

Upskirt Videographer Busted At
Jessica Simpson Event
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"Kidnapped" Diplomat Found In Taxi

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Two San Francisco Cops Who Appeared
In Porn Together To Get Married As Well

Homeless Guy Foiled In Bid
To Ship Himself

Woman's Victory - An Acre Of Pot

European Postmen Don't Have To
Deliver Political Mail They Don't
Approve Of

Hard Rock In Hard Spot
Democracy In Peril
Vegas Has Standards?

Off-Duty Deputies Arrested In Bar Fight

Body Worlds:
Take A Peek Into Your Own Body

It's Time For Britney's Corner Again
As Always, Click Britney For Big Image
And Now The News:
Britney Has A Nipple Pop-Out (Again)
Pics of This Event 1 2 3
Judge Rejects Claim of Britney's Stalker
Simon Says Britney's Too Heavy
The Ultimate Britney Experience
Britney Hires 2 FULL TIME Counselors
Britney Gives China Wardrobe Veto

Pat Tillman Killed By "Friendly Fire"
A Wonderful Military Euphemism
- It's Longspeak For
"Our Guys Did It By Mistake"

Medical Weed In Vermont

Twins Sentenced In Beating
At Crack House

A Sex Change For A 13 Year Old?

Woman Gets Fake $20 From An ATM
Bank Caves After Initially Telling Her
"Tough Luck"

The Only Good Cicada Is A Dead Cicada
What Are Cicada's?

Swastikas Finally To Be Removed
From Idaho Courthouse

Supreme Court Justice's Relative Told
He Can't Fly His Flag Anymore

Cops Playing Hockey With The Kids
Instead Of Breaking Up The Game
Makes Complainer Even Angrier

Woman Gets 4 Years For Sexual
Battery On Man

3 Decapitated Children Found
Two Family Memebers Arrested

Man Commits Suicide After
Sex With Hen

'Tall White' Bolivian Beauty Queen
With Big Mouth

Guy Posts Pornographic Pics Of
Estranged Wife On The Net

A Kournikova Bun In The Oven

Chaining The Kids To The Bed...

Cross Dressing Prank Gets Students
Barred From Graduation

Another Scarlett Johannsen Sex Story
A Previous Story On The Same Topic...
World Prays For Sex Tape Any Day Now

NEWS FLASH
Sex Makes People Happy

Killed By Karaoke

Giving Brotherly Love New Meaning
Philly Kicks Off Gay Ad Campaign

Castrated Ex-YMCA Staffer
Who Molested 40 Children To Be Freed

Church Says Prince Charles Can Marry

Computer Failure Grounds British Flights

A Junior High Prostitution Ring?

Russian TV Fires Rebel Reporter

World's Worst Norwegian Dentist

Town Gambles On The Gambler

Nearly Nude Woman Causes
Bus Crash

All About The Brain Freeze

"We Could Have Arrested
Three Times As Many People
If We Had The Manpower"

Baby Jessica Graduates High School

Brad Pitt Buys High School Girls
Painting Of Overweight Woman

The Mayor of Crawford, Texas
Is A Kerry Supporter

Man Divorces Wife A Third
Time Over The Phone Bill

Did Michelangelo Have A Form
Of Autism?

Reporter Who Says Pellicano Pushed
Her Around, Wiretapped, Sues Him

Pizza Hut Driver Saved By His Gun
But Gets Fired For It

Senatorial Candidate Hires Mork
And Mindy Writer

Robbing The Ice Cream Man

Walking On 10,000 Nails
Gives You Bloody Feet

Guy Loses Car, Dog, And Freedom

The Blue Eyed Cicada

Meet The Low Carb Potato

Something Fishy In Bear Lake

Baptism Leads To Fight, Stabbing

Native Leader Robs People Blind

In Need Of A New Face

BMW Crushed By Giant Soccerball

Wig Flies Off On Roller Coaster
Shuts Down Ride

New UK Reality Show To Have
Real Sex And A Critique Of It
That's Not TV - It's HBO

Former Guru To The Rich Is Homeless

Meeting Cheaters Online

Guy Suspected Of Trafficking
In Nukes Is Detained In Malaysia

Halle Berry's Biggest Fan

Yet Another Vermont Woman
Goes Missing

Hawaiian Co-Ed Gets Time
For Child Porn

Scientists Accused Of Stealing
AIDS Orphans Blood

Man Stabbed In Argument
Over Right Of Way

Pros and Cons of Kerrys Running Mates

Racially Tinged Argument
Ends With Aldermen Being 'Buddies'

Strange Headline Dept:
Snakebite Victim Lived In
"Secret World" With Porn Actress

Walking From Oregon To Washington DC

Despite Rumble Strips and Signs
Cars Just Keep Driving Into Lake

Meet The Pop Star Vicky Who
Will Appear Nude Anywhere
EXCEPT Japan

Guy Steals Bikini Clad Sculpture
"...he carried her like a newlywed"

Canadian Man Travels Two Houses
Down, Still On Couch, After Explosion

Runaway Truck Crashed Into Church

Truck Carrying A Lot Of Rocks
Crashes Near Stonehenge

Goat Farmer Vs. Bus

What Happened To Peter Falconio?

Conversations With A Handcuffed
Willie Nelson Look-Alike

Judge Convicted Of Drunk Driving
Now Charged With Campaign Violations

Lowering The Drinking Age
Raises The Rates Of Venereal Disease

Meet The Japanese Robert Downey Jr.

AOL Plays Down The Importance
Of The New Version Of Netscape

Who Is Rance?
Here's Rance's Blog

Domestic Argument Leads Woman
To Drink Acid

"AOL Is In The Process Of Righting Itself"

Death of 78 Year Old Woman
After Police Search Ruled Accidental

Police Dog Attacks Bystander Woman

Good News For Media Reporting
On Tom Cruise's Personal Life:
Being Called Homosexual
Is No Longer Libelous

Speaking Of Tom Cruise...
Scientology Settles Wrongful Death Suit

It's 2004 - Finally, Thanking The Last
Group Of Fighting Men Who Truly
Saved The World From Itself

And Speaking of Veterans
80 Year Old Vet Beats The Crap
Out Of Would-Be Burglar

Condoms To Be Delivered, Finally
Don't Forget To....Tip

Cellular Bill Of Rights

Egyptians Are Mad For Fake
Nude Pics of Celebrities

Boy Arranges His Own
Murder Over The Internet

Is Violent Poetry Criminal?

Air America Ratings Improving?

Cabinet War Over Chocolate

Here Come The Giant Toasted Ants

Teen Indicted Over "Hit List"

State Settles Suit With Workers
Forced To Work An Extra 9 Minutes
A Day For Years

Plagiarist Sues University Over Noticing

Taking The Ex-Wife On
The New Wife's Honeymoon

Lawmakers, And Other Pigs

Homemade Pizza Makes Kids Smarter

U Of Georgia To Lost It's Name?

This Weeks "Fake Cop Gets Manager
To Strip Search Employees Story

Nixon's Greatest Hits
Kissinger Tells Of Drunk Nixon

Guy Robs Bank To Buy Car
For Girlfriend

Alderman Was "Tricked" By
Her Gang Member Lover

Cable Advertises Gigli As SO
Bad You Have To See It

Minnesota Cracks Down On
UNDERPRICED Gas

Boy Hands Out 50 Dollar Bills
On His Field Trip

Girl Dies On Trip To Hawaii
Parents Get Chaperone Charged With
Harassment For Visting The Girls Grave
Three Times A Week