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Virginia Billboard About Sex With Teens
"Isn't She A Little Young?"

Drinking Dare Leads To Rods
In Guys Stomach

The Patriot Act, Part 2

Bad Day At Work News:
20 Tons Of Glass Falls On Worker
Guy Falls Into Furnace
Crushed By The Bank Safe

And Other Work-Related News:
"Friendly, Generous Man" Shoots Boss
Who Fired Him That Morning

Robber Confesses After Mistaking
Worker For Plainclothes Cop

Electrocuted By A Rat Trap

Mother, Stepdaughter Kill Daddy

Kidnapped Girl Who Was Repeatedly
"Sold" Is Returned Home

Remember Audrey Seiler?
No Jail Time...

Woman Called "A Time Bomb"
Kidnaps Two Boys For Babysitting,
But It's All Over 15 Minutes Later

Smuggler Caught With 160 Bags
Of Cocaine In Stomach

Al-Qaeda Checks In Again

Pint Sized Perps Rob Laundromat

Brother Doubled As Produce Market

Firefighters Set Yard On Fire

Dog Meat In Hot Dogs?
More About Hot Dogs

Man Beats Horse In Race

Russian Lighters Promote 9/11

13 Year Old Girl Tortured For Weeks

Rush Limbaugh Is Getting Divorced

NPR Guy Gets Punched Out

Porn Star Can't Offer Up Expert
Testimony In Gang Rape Trial

7 Arrested In Cafeteria Food Fight

Introducing The Sleep Room

Man Jumps From Sight Seeing
Helicopter Into The Grand Canyon

A Credit Card With A 65% Interest Rate
Surprisingly, It's NOT Providian!

Hitman Shoots Guy Who Hired Him
In The Groin

Ray Charles Is Dead

24 Hour Surveillance In Baltimore

Let Them Smoke Pot

Man Poses As Liquor Control Agent
Gets Caught After Asking For Samples

Impatient Man Crashes Into Store

Another Sheriff's Web Site Showing
Guys Arrested For Soliciting Prostitutes
The Site Is Here

Bush The Elder To Skydive On Birthday

Burglar Steals $500,
Smears Poo Over House and Car

A Pipe Bomb In The Soda Machine

Loan Sharks Drag Corpse To Bank
To Make Pension Withdrawal

In Addition To The Double-Click
Microsoft Patents To-Do Lists

HS Baseball Team On Field Trip Makes
Sex Tape In Utah

Conversations With A Terrorist

Kidnapped Right From The Toilet

Passenger Slaps Air Marshall

Reporter Electrocuted Covering Story

Courtney Love Arrested AGAIN
More On Courtney Love Here

Coming Soon?  Porn Idol

3 Year Old Killed By Power Windows

Mysterious Body Found In Fridge

Mountain Lion Cornered In Garage

Cell Phone Makers Not Liable For Crashes

Introducing The Quantum
Cryptology Network

Orlando Bloom To Wear Fake Chest Hair

Finally Abolishing The Myth That
You Can Catch HIV From The Internet

Getting Your Nipples Done

Beware The Pizza Police

Robbing A Bank With A Shoebox...Fails

Woman Set On Fire By Boyfriend, Dies

Jessica Simpson Sues Over Pay For
Work She Never Got To Do

Many Vegetarians Are Just Posers

Why Women Date Jerks

Satanic Ritual Blamed For Death
Of Italian Teens

Norway To Use Chemical Castration

Visa And Mastercard Sued Over
Porn Copyrights

Model Monica Meadows Shot On Subway

Six Ways To Remove A Glove

Preacher Convicted Of Murdering Son

Men In 80's Argument Ends In Gunfire

Woman Cooks, Eats Husband

Inmate Who Committed Suicide Had
Notes Written On His Body

Growing Tendons Outside Of The Body

Buy A Catapult

School Collects 1 Million Pennies

Homer And Marge
Supplant Romeo and Juliet
As Greatest Fictional Couple

Tim Berners-Lee Picks Up His Check

Goldman Sachs Personal Assistant
Jailed For Stealing Millions

Sri Lankan Minister Tries To
Release Dead Dove Of Peace

Weather Forecast For The Next
15,000 Years?  Warm

Teen Player Banned From Sport
For 5 Years For Punching Referee

Stepmother Gets 15 Years
In Gruesome Death Of Girl

ATTN: LOS ANGELES RESIDENTS
Your Water Is Safe To Drink
Despite "Earthy, Musty Smell"

Here Comes The Virus For Your Phone

Woman Mistakes "Gentleman's Club"
For Health Club, Inquires
About Membership

Teenager Shot While Making Her Bed

Buzzard Terrorizes Town

Britney And Madonna To Repeat Kiss

Woman Mistakes Niece For Intruder,
Kills Her

Iranian Moonshine Kills 13

Guy Meets Girl On Net
She Comes To Live With Him
He Gets Fed Up, Sets House On Fire

Bar Waitress Talks Drunk Guy
Into Running Into Wall - He Died

Thief Declares That He
Inherited Stolen Property
From His Grandfather
"the famous investor Merrill Lynch"

The Olsen Twins Are Turn 18
An Olsen Intervention

Big Foot Spotted Again

University DJ Suspended
Over "Finally Dead" Reagan Comments

Veterinarian Who Spray Painted
Stolen Horse Pleads Guilty

Woman Dead For Four Days In SUV
 ...Boyfriend Charged For Abandoning
Her After She Overdosed

Real Criminals Mingle In Hollywood

Man Throws Woman Off Overpass
Then Jumps To His Death

Actual Skeletons In The Closet

Guy Looking For Keys On The
Interstate Is Struck By A Car, Killed

Lake Disappears In Sinkhole

Man Who Reported His Marijuana
Stolen Is In Trouble

Rare Kittens On Display

"Basketball Needs More Whites"

Dogs Understand Language

Priest Confesses All In Book
Sex With Women, Gay Liaison...

900 LB Man Rescued From Apartment

Mom Has Sex With Her Sons
Step-Dad Films It With The Webcam

Woman Cuts Off Man's Penis
He Kills Her

Man Blown Up While
"Showing Off" Grenade

Woman Cited After Her Pet Gator
Sticks His Snout Out Car Window

Man Who Disappeared Found
20 Years Later In Building, In PJs, Dead

Meet The Liquid Cooled Apple

The Holy Grail Of Physics

Not To Be Confused With The Recent
Carnage In Colorado, Guy Gets
Run Over By Bulldozer

Student Prank Of Putting
35,000 Forks In The Ground
Impresses Some Teachers

Man Cuts Off Heads, Hands and Feet
Of His Grandmother And Girlfriend

Hunting For The Artist Whose
Semen Got On The President's Picture

Internet Viewers Of British Reality
Show Get STUDIO Feed Instead Of
Broadcast Feed

Finally, An Anti-Vomit Law

Oddball Job Interview Techniques

Mormon Action Heroes

New Kit Claims To Let Would-Be
Parents Pick The Sex Of The Child

Prisoner Dances Out Of Jail

German Crashes Car Into Greek
Restaurant Then Sits Down For Meal

Ah The Memories Of Hitler Youth

Shrek Wrecks Family Values?

Does Whisky Give Your Bigger Balls?

Male Guard Blackmails Male Inmates
Into Sex In Exchange For Booze

Women With Big Boobs, Small
Waists Are More Fertile

Writer Banned From Library For Swearing

Wife of Guy Found Stuffed Into
Suitcases Files For Divorce

Couple Involved In Knife Fight
Girlfriend Loses

Fresno TV And Radio Personality
Held In Molestation Case

Stiff Competition: Porn Vs. Reality

Nude Bikers - A Wheel Problem

Crisis Hotline Links To Phone Sex Line

Woman Charged After False Rape
Claim Seeks To Clear Her Name

Teen Was Paid To Have Sex With Judge

Trooper Busted For Shoplifting

Woman's Petition To Save The
Post Office Gets Lost In The Mail

Woman Runs For Election Citing
Husband's Credentials Because He Is
Prohibited From Running

Senior Citizens Prank Gone Awry
"It Was Funny, Until Someone
Stepped On Them And Killed Them"