Molestor "Loved" 7 Year Old

Policeman In Fishnet Stockings...

KORN Guy To Direct Porn

Baby Dies In Car
While Stripper Mommie Dozes
After Cocaine, Xanax, Pot,
And "Some Beers"

$6000 Fine For Downloading Music
Anti-RIAA? Go To Eff.Org Today

Pay What You Want Airfare

Sex Offender Busted After His
Flier Advertised "Overnight" Babysitting

Picasso Sets Record At Auction

Cokemon - Super and Best

Fahrenheit 9/11 Heats Up

Guy Trying To Kill Self Also
Kills Young Mother

In Other Suicide News:
Girl Drives Off Cliff...But Lives

Riot, Stripping At Girls Prison
Another Headline I Like Every Part Of

Some People Figured Out That If You
Swiped Your Drivers License At A
Gas Pump Instead Of A Credit Card You
Would Get Free Gas - They Didn't Realize
That The Computer Still Had Their
Identity, However - So They Are Busted

Former Wife Of Pro Soccer Player
Caught With Dead Body In Her Car

"Suicidal" Guy In Chat Room Gets
Visit From The Police

Man Attacks 17 People With Cleavers

Microchips Instead of Bar Codes

15 Drinks In One Hour - Dead At 21

Sister of Murdered Woman Labeled
A "Bitch" By Her Own Sister

Idaho Woman Pulls A Janet Jackson

Cannibalism Is Absurd

High School Teacher Said
"Er...That Prostitute Stole My Car"

Jilted Lesbian Wanted Husband
Of Ex-Girlfriend Dead

Army Cadet Posted Nude Photos

UCONN - Orgy of Debauchery

Serial Child Rapist Wore Penis Rings

Sex Slave Smuggler Gets MORE
Jail Time

Prom-Goers To Take Alcohol Screen

Sasser Virus Spreads
Love Al-Jezeera Pic Of Computer User

Making XP Feel More Like OS

Things My Math Teacher Did...

As We Always Suspected,
Britney Spears Is A Hoochie
Click Her For Larger Image

Supreme Justice Souter Attacked

Man Loses Home Over Body Odor

The Oral Sex Defense Worked!

Move Over Spyware, Malware Is Worse

Canadians Say No To Government Pot

Federal Agent Accidentally Shoots
Self During Gun Safety Course

Sesame Street Comes To Afghans

I've Said It Before, I'll Say It Again
Some People On Ebay Are Fucking Nuts

This Guy Has Written A VERY Unpopular
Column Saying That Pat Tillman, Ex-NFL
Player And Soldier Who Died In Iraq
"Got What Was Coming To Him"
He Is Rene Gonzalez
Phone: (413) 253-9639
EMAIL ADDRESSES:
rene@student.umass.edu
renegonzalez7@hotmail.com
UMASS President Criticizes The Column
Our Mirror of The Column In Question
The Lad Takes It All Back

Former Oregon Governor
Had Sex With 14 Year Old Girl

Missing Girl Was In Police
Custody All Along
Or At Least Her Bones Were

Ex-Wife Makes A Scene At
Ex-Hubby's New Marriage

Convicted:
He Kept His Sex Slave
For 14 Years,
Made Her Do Nude Cartwheels

Huge Settlement For Employee
Whose Boss Walked Around
In A Towel

TV News Copter Crashes
Luckily Another Copter From
Another Station Can Cover That
Terrific Story

For Best Crybaby, The Winner Is...

Falling In Love Makes
Women Like Men,
Men More Like Women

14 Year Old Girl Beaten
Unconscious At Dance By Other Girls

Woman Flees Scene of Hit And Run
Dies In Second Crash

Brad Says He Didn't Do Angelina
World Asks Why Not?!

Man Tried To Electrocute Wife
In The Bathtub

School Bus Brake Lines Cut By Vandals

The Fatal Belly Flop

I Can See Why You'd Wanna Blow
Up The Post Office, Son
But Why A Casino?

Another Porn Star With AIDS
More Dead Porn Stars

Mel Karmazin Defends
Anal Sex Broadcasts

AOL Limits "Free" Radio Listening

Having A BMW Will Get You Laid

SEX TAPE NEWS

Gena Lee Nolin
Ex-Baywatch Babe To Have Porn
Tape Circulating Soon
Images of Gena 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Now All We Need Is A Carmen Tape...
Also In Sex Tape News:
Aussie Rugby Star Goes Digital

Actor Michael Biehn Sued
Terminator CoStar Showed Up Drunk
During Filming, Made Sexual Advances

Former Sex Slave Faces Deportation

Girls Face Foils Robbery Plan

Thieves Steal Wheelchair
Disassemble And Bury It

Kiss On The Cheek Leads To Coma

They Took Pictures Of A 2
Year Old Smoking Pot

Pilot Got Sleepy

The Simpsons Strike - Over

JUST SAY NO To Pot Brownies

Druggist Drugged, Photographed
Naked Women

Thin Out Their Numbers

No More Miracles On Nigerian TV

100,000 Gallons Of Manure Spilled

Guy Sucked Into Woodchipper

Nude Discipline Leads To Arrest

Granny Fell In Tub, Stayed There
For 2 Days

Car Drives INTO Mall

Lay-Offs At Tupperware

Six Year Old Was Holding

Evidence of Ancient Life

Radio Prank Upsets Hockey Team

Nurse Killed Patients To
"Free Up Beds"

Right From The Story:
Here's a driving tip:
Don't demonstrate road rage
in front of a posse of uniformed
sheriff's deputies, especially
if you're out on bail and there
might be an illegal substance
in your car...

Abusing Iraqi Prisoners?
Female General Suspended