Stripper Raped During Private Dance

They Wanted A Blizzard,
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Caddyshack Becomes Reality

Election To Be Decided By Bike Race?

British Plan To Foil Harry Potter Piracy

Franken Works For Free

Maoists Abduct 1000 People

Cheney Coordinated Haliburton Contract

School Secretary Sends Nude
Pictures Of Herself To Students
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NBC Defends Dateline
Yet Silent On It's Other Programming

The Tailor Made Abduction Van

Smells Like Audrey Seiler

Christian Beaten To Death By Muslim
Cop Over The Placing Of Garbage
Near A Mosque

Upskirt Videographer Busted At
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Homeless Guy Foiled In Bid
To Ship Himself

Woman's Victory - An Acre Of Pot

European Postmen Don't Have To
Deliver Political Mail They Don't
Approve Of

Hard Rock In Hard Spot
Democracy In Peril
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Off-Duty Deputies Arrested In Bar Fight

Body Worlds:
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It's Time For Britney's Corner Again
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Pat Tillman Killed By "Friendly Fire"
A Wonderful Military Euphemism
- It's Longspeak For
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Medical Weed In Vermont

Twins Sentenced In Beating
At Crack House

A Sex Change For A 13 Year Old?

Woman Gets Fake $20 From An ATM
Bank Caves After Initially Telling Her
"Tough Luck"

The Only Good Cicada Is A Dead Cicada
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Swastikas Finally To Be Removed
From Idaho Courthouse

Supreme Court Justice's Relative Told
He Can't Fly His Flag Anymore

Cops Playing Hockey With The Kids
Instead Of Breaking Up The Game
Makes Complainer Even Angrier

Woman Gets 4 Years For Sexual
Battery On Man

3 Decapitated Children Found
Two Family Memebers Arrested

Man Commits Suicide After
Sex With Hen

'Tall White' Bolivian Beauty Queen
With Big Mouth

Guy Posts Pornographic Pics Of
Estranged Wife On The Net

A Kournikova Bun In The Oven

Chaining The Kids To The Bed...

Cross Dressing Prank Gets Students
Barred From Graduation

Another Scarlett Johannsen Sex Story
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Killed By Karaoke

Two People Dead For $20

Man Calls Women, Asks Bra, Panty Sizes

This Weeks Abandoned Fetus Story

A Plaque For Dead McDonalds Customer

Pre-Teen Pitcher Who Is Too Good

Finding Hoffa For Real This Time?
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Member Of Parliament Breaks Into Hotel
"It Was Self Defense!"

New UK Reality Show To Have
Real Sex And A Critique Of It
That's Not TV - It's HBO

Former Guru To The Rich Is Homeless

Meeting Cheaters Online

Guy Suspected Of Trafficking
In Nukes Is Detained In Malaysia

Halle Berry's Biggest Fan

Yet Another Vermont Woman
Goes Missing

Hawaiian Co-Ed Gets Time
For Child Porn

Scientists Accused Of Stealing
AIDS Orphans Blood

Man Stabbed In Argument
Over Right Of Way

Pros and Cons of Kerrys Running Mates

Racially Tinged Argument
Ends With Aldermen Being 'Buddies'

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Snakebite Victim Lived In
"Secret World" With Porn Actress

Walking From Oregon To Washington DC

Despite Rumble Strips and Signs
Cars Just Keep Driving Into Lake

Meet The Pop Star Vicky Who
Will Appear Nude Anywhere
EXCEPT Japan

Guy Steals Bikini Clad Sculpture
"...he carried her like a newlywed"

Canadian Man Travels Two Houses
Down, Still On Couch, After Explosion

Runaway Truck Crashed Into Church

Truck Carrying A Lot Of Rocks
Crashes Near Stonehenge

Goat Farmer Vs. Bus

What Happened To Peter Falconio?

Conversations With A Handcuffed
Willie Nelson Look-Alike

Judge Convicted Of Drunk Driving
Now Charged With Campaign Violations

Lowering The Drinking Age
Raises The Rates Of Venereal Disease

Meet The Japanese Robert Downey Jr.

AOL Plays Down The Importance
Of The New Version Of Netscape

Who Is Rance?
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Domestic Argument Leads Woman
To Drink Acid

"AOL Is In The Process Of Righting Itself"

Death of 78 Year Old Woman
After Police Search Ruled Accidental

Police Dog Attacks Bystander Woman

Good News For Media Reporting
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Being Called Homosexual
Is No Longer Libelous

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Scientology Settles Wrongful Death Suit

It's 2004 - Finally, Thanking The Last
Group Of Fighting Men Who Truly
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80 Year Old Vet Beats The Crap
Out Of Would-Be Burglar

Condoms To Be Delivered, Finally
Don't Forget To....Tip

Cellular Bill Of Rights

Egyptians Are Mad For Fake
Nude Pics of Celebrities

Boy Arranges His Own
Murder Over The Internet

Is Violent Poetry Criminal?

Air America Ratings Improving?

Cabinet War Over Chocolate

Here Come The Giant Toasted Ants

Teen Indicted Over "Hit List"

State Settles Suit With Workers
Forced To Work An Extra 9 Minutes
A Day For Years

Plagiarist Sues University Over Noticing

Taking The Ex-Wife On
The New Wife's Honeymoon

Lawmakers, And Other Pigs

Homemade Pizza Makes Kids Smarter

U Of Georgia To Lost It's Name?

This Weeks "Fake Cop Gets Manager
To Strip Search Employees Story

Nixon's Greatest Hits
Kissinger Tells Of Drunk Nixon

Guy Robs Bank To Buy Car
For Girlfriend

Alderman Was "Tricked" By
Her Gang Member Lover

Cable Advertises Gigli As SO
Bad You Have To See It

Minnesota Cracks Down On
UNDERPRICED Gas

Wisconsin's Wonderful Bathroom

Boy Hands Out 50 Dollar Bills
On His Field Trip

Girl Dies On Trip To Hawaii
Parents Get Chaperone Charged With
Harassment For Visting The Girls Grave
Three Times A Week

Islam, Christianity, And Martyrdom

"Can We Say Boobs In This Chamber"

Teacher Is SERIOUS About Her Job