Pat Tillman Killed By "Friendly Fire"
A Wonderful Military Euphemism
- It's Longspeak For
"Our Guys Did It By Mistake"

Medical Weed In Vermont

Twins Sentenced In Beating
At Crack House

A Sex Change For A 13 Year Old?

Woman Gets Fake $20 From An ATM
Bank Caves After Initially Telling Her
"Tough Luck"

The Only Good Cicada Is A Dead Cicada
What Are Cicada's?

Swastikas Finally To Be Removed
From Idaho Courthouse

Supreme Court Justice's Relative Told
He Can't Fly His Flag Anymore

Cops Playing Hockey With The Kids
Instead Of Breaking Up The Game
Makes Complainer Even Angrier

Woman Gets 4 Years For Sexual
Battery On Man

3 Decapitated Children Found
Two Family Memebers Arrested

Man Commits Suicide After
Sex With Hen

'Tall White' Bolivian Beauty Queen
With Big Mouth

Guy Posts Pornographic Pics Of
Estranged Wife On The Net

A Kournikova Bun In The Oven

Chaining The Kids To The Bed...

Cross Dressing Prank Gets Students
Barred From Graduation

Another Scarlett Johannsen Sex Story
A Previous Story On The Same Topic...
World Prays For Sex Tape Any Day Now

NEWS FLASH
Sex Makes People Happy

Killed By Karaoke

Two People Dead For $20

Man Calls Women, Asks Bra, Panty Sizes

This Weeks Abandoned Fetus Story

A Plaque For Dead McDonalds Customer

School Secretary Sends Nude
Pictures Of Herself To Students

Pre-Teen Pitcher Who Is Too Good

Finding Hoffa For Real This Time?
Our Previous Article On This

Phone Redemption Is There...

Member Of Parliament Breaks Into Hotel
"It Was Self Defense!"

Teacher Who Is SERIOUS About Her Job

SF Artist Attacked Over SF Iraq Art

Good News For Media Reporting
On Tom Cruise's Personal Life:
Being Called Homosexual
Is No Longer Libelous

Speaking Of Tom Cruise...
Scientology Settles Wrongful Death Suit

It's 2004 - Finally, Thanking The Last
Group Of Fighting Men Who Truly
Saved The World From Itself

And Speaking of Veterans
80 Year Old Vet Beats The Crap
Out Of Would-Be Burglar

Condoms To Be Delivered, Finally
Don't Forget To....Tip

Cellular Bill Of Rights

Egyptians Are Mad For Fake
Nude Pics of Celebrities

Boy Arranges His Own
Murder Over The Internet

Is Violent Poetry Criminal?

Air America Ratings Improving?

Cabinet War Over Chocolate

Here Come The Giant Toasted Ants

Teen Indicted Over "Hit List"

State Settles Suit With Workers
Forced To Work An Extra 9 Minutes
A Day For Years

Plagiarist Sues University Over Noticing

Taking The Ex-Wife On
The New Wife's Honeymoon

Lawmakers, And Other Pigs

Homemade Pizza Makes Kids Smarter

U Of Georgia To Lost It's Name?

This Weeks "Fake Cop Gets Manager
To Strip Search Employees Story

Nixon's Greatest Hits
Kissinger Tells Of Drunk Nixon

Guy Robs Bank To Buy Car
For Girlfriend

Alderman Was "Tricked" By
Her Gang Member Lover

Cable Advertises Gigli As SO
Bad You Have To See It

Minnesota Cracks Down On
UNDERPRICED Gas

Wisconsin's Wonderful Bathroom

Boy Hands Out 50 Dollar Bills
On His Field Trip

Meet Jessica Culter
Senate Staffer's Blog Trouble
Mirror Of The Blog, Pics, Interview, Etc