3 Decapitated Children Found
Two Family Memebers Arrested

Man Commits Suicide After
Sex With Hen

'Tall White' Bolivian Beauty Queen
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Guy Posts Pornographic Pics Of
Estranged Wife On The Net

A Kournikova Bun In The Oven

Chaining The Kids To The Bed...

Cross Dressing Prank Gets Students
Barred From Graduation

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Killed By Karaoke

Two People Dead For $20

Man Calls Women, Asks Bra, Panty Sizes

This Weeks Abandoned Fetus Story

A Plaque For Dead McDonalds Customer

School Secretary Sends Nude
Pictures Of Herself To Students

Pre-Teen Pitcher Who Is Too Good

Finding Hoffa For Real This Time?
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Phone Redemption Is There...

Member Of Parliament Breaks Into Hotel
"It Was Self Defense!"

Finally A Teacher Who Is SERIOUS
About Her Job

More Proof - theNSAisWATCHIN

E True Hollywood Story...of E!

Spammer Gets The Slammer

A Baby Planet

Hunting For Bambi Was Fake After All

Guy With Death Wish In FL Prison
...Gets His Wish

Meet The Couple Banned From
Every Pub In Britain

Croatian Coach Tells Players
"Have Sex"

Threatened With A Knife
Her Hair Set On Fire - All At School

Mother Sells Teen Daughter For 3K

Cameron Diaz Panty Raid
Pic of Cameron

Making Snitches Out of Delivery Men

Pity The Poor Gas Companies

A Fiery Death For Dinosaurs?

650 Pound Woman Takes Cab

Finally A Show Fox Won't Run

Colorful Foods Make You Pig Out?
No Wonder Potato Chip Bags
Look The Way They Do

TV In Afghanistan

Fifth Grader Tries To Hug School
Resource Officer, Officer Panics And
Tackles Him, Looking For New Job Now

Summer Is Gonna Be Orange

Meet Pinkie The Jetsetting Pink Attraction

Toddlers Teachin' The Gospel

The Vampire Girl Is Free

Angry Worker Pees In Bottle

Walter Cronkite On MTV

Woman Loses Arm After Bear Attack

The Life Of A Possessed Coke Can

Old People Get Their Card In The Mail
Opened, With A Note From Mail
Thieves "Next Time Send Money"

Bank Robber Kisses Money On Camera

Territorial Swans Kill Two Dogs

Meet The 84 Year Old First Grader

12 Year Old Banned From Starting
Pagan Club At Her School

Finally, A Car Park So Italians
Can Have Sex

Vermont Is "Endangered"

Russian Scientist Dies In Ebola
Lab Accident

Wal-Mart Expanding To Europe

Record Companies Sue More Swappers

Teen Dragged Around By Child Driver
And In Other Children Driving News:
Toddler Run Over By 12 Year Old

Visas Are Easy To Get For Strippers

Judge Rejects Claim of Britney's Stalker
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Simon Says Britney's Too Heavy
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Traffic Reporters Plane Lands In - Traffic
Causing - Traffic

School Vandals Decapitate Head Of Fish

Rock Thrown From Overpass Kills 1

Snoop Dog Files For Divorce
And I Thought They Were So Happy!
What With The Girls Gone Wild Vids And All

Tolkien's House For Sale

Food Poisoning At Funeral Almost
Gets 300 People Their Own Funerals

Homer's Iliad In Messenger Speak

105 Pound Ball Of Rubber Bands

Online Drivers Ed Program Allows Teens
To Use Their Grand Theft Auto Knowledge

Bush Falls Off Bike

Tornado In Iowa Obliterates Town

Cole Porter Expert To
Stand Trial In Bludgeoning Death

Dad Stabs Son To Death
For "Not Listening"

Paris Airport Collapse Kills Several

Billy Bob Thornton Look-A-Like
Really Likes X-Box

Family Babies Injured Calf

Guy Bites Baby
"It Serves Him Right" He Said

Farenheit 9/11 Wins At Cannes

Spain's Royal Couple Win Lottery!?

83 Pit Bulls Seized From FL House

Cell Phone Numbers Soon To Be Public

Kids Take The Date Rape Drug

Friend Of Serial Killer Might
Also Be A Serial Killer

Trooper Accused Of Sexual Contact
During Traffic Stops

Israeli Offensive Goes On...

Drive-By Shooting In Riyadh

Slavery In This Day And Age News
Prostitute Smuggling Suspected
More Adventures In The Slave Trade
Slavery "Rampant" In The US
And In Florida...

Boy Arranges His Own
Murder Over The Internet

Is Violent Poetry Criminal?

Air America Ratings Improving?

Cabinet War Over Chocolate

Here Come The Giant Toasted Ants

Teen Indicted Over "Hit List"

State Settles Suit With Workers
Forced To Work An Extra 9 Minutes
A Day For Years

Plagiarist Sues University Over Noticing

Taking The Ex-Wife On
The New Wife's Honeymoon

Lawmakers, And Other Pigs

Homemade Pizza Makes Kids Smarter

U Of Georgia To Lost It's Name?

This Weeks "Fake Cop Gets Manager
To Strip Search Employees Story

Nixon's Greatest Hits
Kissinger Tells Of Drunk Nixon

Guy Robs Bank To Buy Car
For Girlfriend

Alderman Was "Tricked" By
Her Gang Member Lover

Cable Advertises Gigli As SO
Bad You Have To See It

Minnesota Cracks Down On
UNDERPRICED Gas

Wisconsin's Wonderful Bathroom

Boy Hands Out 50 Dollar Bills
On His Field Trip

The Dead LIVE In Idaho

Meet Jessica Culter
Senate Staffer's Blog Trouble
Mirror Of The Blog, Pics, Interview, Etc

Elizabeth Taylor's Nazi Swag

Pope Laments Soulless American Life

Who Is Rance?

2000 Killed In Floods

100's of Pounds of Manure...

New York Bans Used Panties

Indecent Assault Doctor Still Working

Sex Change Millionaire Wants
To Go Back To Other Sex

Teen Arrested For Posting
Photos Of Nude Ex All Over Town

Your Not Even Supposed
To Pray On Planes

Will The Real Bozo Please Stand Up?
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Are America's Children Ready
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Divorce, Over 40
Is Usually The Woman's Idea

Poop Fiction

Captain Kangaroo's Grandson
Climbs Mount Everest

Phone Book Riddled With Errors

Woman Pissed About Towing
Rides On Trucks Running Board
Screaming For Two Miles

Meet Spanky The Clown
Busted For Child Porn

DNA Study Finds That
Chihuahua's Aren't Dogs After All

The Clouds On Venus
May "Harbour Life"

Light Bulb Eliminates Odor

Panhandling Gone Wild

Granny Outwits Robber

Put The Baby In The Freezer

San Francisco Cops In Porn

'Devil' Man Kills Wife And
Two Sons Over His Wife's Smoking

University Cancels Annual Pornfest

Man Rips Off Own Testicles

Thief Steals $230,000 In
From 203 Gas Stations

Christians Look To Form New
"Nation" Within The US

Cleaning David's Doodle

Israeli Women Are Sexually
Aggressive, Watch More Porn

Spike Milligan Gets Last Laugh

Teen Commits Suicide After
Getting Incorrect IM On Cell
Phone About Failing An Exam

Moose Steals Bicycle

Bus Driver Sentenced To
Watch Surgery After Accident

Hitler Heir Doesn't Want
Royalties From 'Mein Kampf'

Renting DVDs At McDonalds

Cell Phones Soon Will Have
Hard Drives

Mob Of Kids With Sticks
Run Down Potential Molester

Stars Newest Cause:
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Cicada's Now Causing Car Wrecks

Bloody Sheets At The Marriot

Shoplifting At Princeton

Lindsay Lohan's Family In Brawl

Expensive Diamond Built
Into Race Car Gets Lost In Crash

British Film On Voting In Nipple Flap

Circus Performer Dies In Fall
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7 Y/O Girl Dies On Amusement Ride

Email Tracking Is A Bad Thing

We'll Kill Madonna!

Rough Jewel At Casino

Guy Eats Knife

Parents Watch For Sex Bracelets

Blimp Crashes Into Office Buildings

Man Needs 100 Cows

Black Death "Lying In Wait"

Avril Lavigne In A Dress

Baby Dies In Car While Stripper Mom
Dozes After Cocaine, Xanax, Pot,
And "Some Beers"
Follow-up: "She Never Cried"

Prostitutes Forecast
Olympic Sex Boom

This Is Why You Don't
Order Snakes Through The Mail

Guy Who Took Pics Of His
Daughters Friends Now In
Trouble For Wheelchair Sex Assault

Drama Teacher Banned For
12 Years From School Over
His Sexy Plays

Pink Dinosaur Seen On Webcam

20 Tons Of Trash In Woman's House

The Mike Danton Story
No Release For Mental Treatment
Frost Could Face Obstruction Charges
Mike Danton's Fall
"Serious Family Issues"
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