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5-15-04

Where Has The Site Been Lately?
Some days back we got mention on two national radio shows with about 10 million listeners each as well as a direct link from one of those hosts' website, which resulted in a crash of the server - no big deal, right? EXCEPT - Because of the high volume, this caused our hosting company to look at our site in depth, and they decided to throw us off because of the content. Not because of the occasional tit you might see - oh no - but over the violence content - specifically the Nick Berg Video which was the cause of the tremendous interest in our site that day, and the cause of the crash. The was one of those companies that offers "unlimited transfer" which we paid handsomely for, but as it turns out - if you start actually GETTING a lot of hits, they look for a reason, any reason, to dump you because they really don't want to give you that bandwidth - so here we are...again

Boston Globe Publishes Fake Rape Pics Fugitive Fakes Own Death But Caught 12 Years Later Cover Up Your Naughty Gnomes Student Uses Camera Phone To Send Pic Of Test To Friend Who Cares About Kiefer's Personal Life? If Only Andy COULD Come Back Girls Telling The Truth...? Wi-Fi Calls Coming To Cell Phones Stop Pop Ups For REAL This Time DUI - With A Horse-Drawn Carriage Cat Survives Cross Country Move In A Drawer Finally Burying Alaska's Winter Dead Cops Use Live Ammo By Mistake But They STILL Broke Up The Fight One Dead Gates Of Heaven-ish Nightmare What Is Gates Of Heaven? Barbie Doll Sex Show Broken Up More Decline of The West: Chile Finally Legalizes Divorce Christina Cancelled Tour Over Poor Sales? McDonalds Might Try Smaller Doorways To Discourage Obesity? Brad Pitt Has A Small Penis So Says Brad Pitt ... Pic We Mormons Are A Lot Like Buffy The Vampire Slayer...Says Mormon Outsourcing Humor Another Fake Abduction Story Fox News Sues Someone Else Molestor "Loved" 7 Year Old Policeman In Fishnet Stockings... KORN Guy To Direct Porn Livin' It Up While She's Goin' Down Baby Dies In Car While Stripper Mommie Dozes After Cocaine, Xanax, Pot, And "Some Beers" $6000 Fine For Downloading Music Anti-RIAA? Go To Eff.Org Today Pay What You Want Airfare Sex Offender Busted After His Flier Advertised "Overnight" Babysitting Picasso Sets Record At Auction Cokemon - Super and Best Fahrenheit 9/11 Heats Up Guy Trying To Kill Self Also Kills Young Mother In Other Suicide News: Girl Drives Off Cliff...But Lives Riot, Stripping At Girls Prison Another Headline I Like Every Part Of Some People Figured Out That If You Swiped Your Drivers License At A Gas Pump Instead Of A Credit Card You Would Get Free Gas - They Didn't Realize That The Computer Still Had Their Identity, However - So They Are Busted

More Good News From Iraq To Find The Video Click Here Daniel Pearl Refused To Be Sedated Who Is Daniel Pearl? Daniel Pearl Video This Video Requires Divx It's Like I've Been Saying...Lemurs Aren't Dumb Sniper Will Shoot Dogs Of Those Who Are Unclean Two Words You Thought Would Never Go Together - Spock And Nudes Man Sentenced In Wife's Suicide More Photos From Iraq Emerge... Giving New Meaning To "Head" Of The Class Saddam's Lawyer Is No Mark Geragos Man Killed By Horny Horse Detroit Man Named Mayor of Najaf, Iraq Declares Iraq Safer Bin-Laden's Family MIGHT Be Building The Worlds Largest Building The Irony Is Disturbingly Delicious Buy ALL Your Blank Tapes At The $1 Store! Woman Who Killed Husband, Left Him In Bedroom Over A Year Gets 50 Years A Sex Beast Named Victor... Sasser Worm Creator Busted Two Irish Guys Assault Flight Attendant I'll Take 10,000 Candy Bars, Please Doctor Charged With Sex Crimes Olsen Twins Movie Raises... Eyebrows and More The Real Rick's Cafe In Class, Girl Doesn't Show Boobs During Truth Or Dare, Gets Beaten Teacher Stays At His Desk The Banana Peel As A Weapon Four Shot In America's Newest School Shooting Incident He Ate The Penis... My Head Really Hurts, Doc... Givin' Out AIDS Like It Was Candy Some Dutch Guys Garden Might Contain The Skeletons Of The Three Musketeers Police Surgeon Was 'A Paedophile Dr Jekyll, Dr Hyde' Woman Convicted For Grave Robbing Why Did She Do It?  Cult Rituals Police Follow Robbers Trail Of Blood Right To Him Kid Screaming Over Shoes At His Dad Gets Amber Alert Issued Lookback: Remember These Photos?

Swatch Ad With Nasty, Odd Bunnies One Cold Spouse Manson To Play Christ? Yes, But Not THAT Manson But Yes, THAT Christ 3 Children Found Dead Under Bed Angry Man's Website Nabs Fugitive Pollock Painting Sets Record Bum Stomping Results In Deaths In Utah, Women Don't Need Their WHOLE Skull Just In Time For Armageddon A Different Kind Of Bikini Terrorism Wiretaps Outnumber Criminal Ones Hospitalized Arrestee Flees Ass Kicking Machine Invented Chinese Man Wisely Divorces The Wife Who Hired Hitman To Kill The Family Dog Former CNN Producer Arrested Teens Hands Severed In Machete Attack Puppy Calls 911 100's Involved In Ohio Brawl Shot In The Head For Some Beer, And Some Cash Woman At Political Rally Flashes Ben Affleck More Children Sold Into Slavery This Time For The Circus Hiccupping For 44 Years Theft of 3.5 Million Dollar Cello Caught On Tape Beauty Is Indeed Skin Deep Texan Does Abortion The Hard Way Director To Use Auction Winners As Actors Ex-Enron Exec Ordered To Stay Sober Former Oregon Governor Had Sex With 14 Year Old Girl Missing Girl Was In Police Custody All Along Or At Least Her Bones Were Ex-Wife Makes A Scene At Ex-Hubby's New Marriage Convicted: He Kept His Sex Slave For 14 Years, Made Her Do Nude Cartwheels Huge Settlement For Employee Whose Boss Walked Around In A Towel TV News Copter Crashes Luckily Another Copter From Another Station Can Cover That Terrific Story For Best Crybaby, The Winner Is... Falling In Love Makes Women Like Men, Men More Like Women 14 Year Old Girl Beaten Unconscious At Dance By Other Girls Woman Flees Scene of Hit And Run Dies In Second Crash Brad Says He Didn't Do Angelina World Asks Why Not?! Don't Mess With This Pussy Man Tried To Electrocute Wife In The Bathtub School Bus Brake Lines Cut By Vandals The Fatal Belly Flop 69 Year Old Punches, Kills 74 Year Old More Porn Stars With AIDS The Photos: Iraq And A Hard Place

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