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4-5-04


Everybody Must Get Stoned...

LIVE, Or Rather, Dead
Abortion on British TV

Watergate Scandal Guy
John Dean Calls Bush "Corrupt"


Woman Is Shot By Police
After She Accused Him of Brutality

Missing Bach Score Found

Cops Raid Wrong Apartment
Red Faced Cops Send Fruit Basket


Ikea Founder Is Now Richer Than Bill


Wal-Mart Over-Charging?
Running Credit Cards 2 or More Times

Also At Wal-Mart:
Guy Slashes Co-Worker With Boxcutter

Indian Guy In Prison Refuses Haircuts

Homemade Space Needles
And Alcohol Do Not Mix

What Have I Been Telling You People!?

Tennis Coach and Doubles Partners

Alcohol Bootleggers In India
Gangrape 15 Year Old To
"Avenge Anti-Liquor Drive"


Great Headline:
Murder Orgy At Bachelor Party
I Mean I Like Everything About That!

Anti-Abortion Activist Convicted
Of Child Molestation


Who Cares About Missing Women
Anyway?  And Why?

Ellen DeGeneres To Wed
Rosie O'Donnell For Best Man Then?

Two Female Bondage Killers
Get 20 Years


Fake Doctor Has Good Bedside Manner


Vampire Bat Kills 13

Iraq Unraveling:
Powell Admits "Evidence" on Iraq's WMD
Was No Good

Mom Jailed For Stripping At Sons Party

Cab Fare From Argentina To New York

Vice Presidents Wife STOPS
Re-Issue of Her 1981 Novel

See Some Excerpts Here

Why Are Opera Singers So Fat?

Rape Fantasy Gone Awry


More Iraqi Gratitude - Fallujah Images
Civilian Contractors Attacked In Iraq

TV Doesn't Show The Images...
Looking Back - Iraqi Gratitude Before
One Victim Was A Reality TV Star
Bush Administration Is Strangely Silent

Teen Kept As Sex Slave

Anti-Depressant Drug Trial
Goes Horribly Wrong


Audrey Seiler -  Smells Like Teen Spirit
HOAX!

Her Motive, A Mystery
Getting Psychiatric Help
Her Family Speaks Out
Police Defend Response
"Audrey Was A Standout"
At Psychiatric Facility


Settling For MTV

Kidnapping 1000 People

Worse Than Iraq?

Getting Away Very Slowly

Good News America: AOL is HIRING!
Bad News - It's in India


Murder Suicide Try Ends
But With Only One Victim

One Tequila Two Tequila
Three Tequila, SUE

Elizabeth Smart:
Prisoner of Mormon Cult?
That's What This Guy Says


Magazine Gives Out Faulty Recipe


Michael Shechtman Met Her Online
Cut Off Her Head, Drove Around With It

 


Swamp Land For Sale
I Also Have A Bridge
In New York You Might Be Interested In

What Did Condi Know?
And When Did She Know It?

Fallujah, Iraq:
One Victim Was A Reality TV Star


Oprah Is Nastier Than Howard Stern?
Oh, And April Fools
Howard Is Off The Air

Michael Jackson Should Have A Yard Sale

Monkey Goes Wild In Woman's Apartment

Guy Wins 23 Million In Lottery
In No Hurry To Pick It Up, Though



British Glamour Model Jordan
Is Having Trouble Making Ends Meet


Bending Her OVER Beckham?
Denial

Japenese Teens Love Karaoke
Over 18,000 Caught Skipping School
To Go To Karaoke Bars Last Year


No Cussing In NASCAR, If You Please

Women Pay Power Bill In Pennies
To Protest Rate Hike


Good Samaritan Teen Shot In Back

Melee At NJ University

For The Record:
Jennifer Tilly Is NOT Meg's Body Double

Close Encounters Might Be
Closer Than We Think?

Socialite Involved In Lurid 1978 Murder
Finally Dies Herself

Female Mormon Expert Declares:
Mormon Women Are Less Depressed
Additionally - They Are Also
The Only Ones Going To Heaven

Only Jackasses Go To Jackass Shows

Barbie Is A Lesbian Settlement

THE NSA IS WATCHIN:
Proof?
NSA "Listening" Led To Arrests

April Fools Jokes Abound
In Washington, DC


Kelly Osbourne In Rehab

British Declare The Obvious:
Naked Yoko Ono Is Disgusting

Headline of the Year:
Hell's Angels Fight Teens
For Their Stolen Skull

Headline of the Year Runner-Up:
Brawl Breaks Out At
Anger Management Seminar

Finally Posted Here:
The Story on The Guy Who Spend
36 Hours, Parlyzed On Side of Freeway
After Accident

White House CIA Link Probe Broadened
Look Back - Valerie Plame

DNA Solves 24 Year Old Murder

Mom Strips At Sons Party


Jeez Some People Are Big Babies!


7 Dead In One Car Wreck

Future Courtney Loves?

Pregnant Women Always Under Fire:
This Time An Acid Attack


Nude Pic of Woman
Found On Children's Soccer CD


Anti-Abortion Activist
Has One Immoral Quirk:
Sexually Abusing Teen Girls


Polygamy Cult Finds New Home?

Anal University - Enroll Now!

Euthanasia Activist Charged With Murder

This Is Why You Like Mayonnaise

Cops Badge, Gun Stolen
Barney Fife Jokes Sure To Follow

Dialing Up AOL One Time Costs
Man $2,500!!!


Damn, This Guy Is Going Long (See Kid)


Sammy Hagar Is Back In Van Halen

Just In Time For Retirement

5 Packistani Police Shot and Killed
After Being Forced To Recite
From The Koran

Minister Charged With Sex With Minor

Marine Who "Groomed"
And Then Had Sex With 12 Y/O
British Girl Gets 4.5 Years

Plagirism is "Self Teaching"

Prisoner Allowed Out Of Jail
For A Boxing Match, Then Right Back

Cause Spam Just Isn't Enough

Guy Bites Off Other Guys Nose
Because He Doesn't Like His T-Shirt


If You Can't Get A Retarded Girl
To Have Sex With You:

Punch Her In The Face

It's 8 PM
Do You Know Where Your
Daughters Nipples Are?



This Crazy Looking Lady
Found A Baby Behind A Store


Busch Gardens Now Uses
"Hand Geometry Scanning"
To Admit Season Pass Holders

Though They Thought Of
Using Other Body Parts I'm Sure...


If The Kids Won't Behave
Cuff Em


Guy Who Plays Tigger At
Walt Disney World
Accused of Fondling

Foster Dad Gets Child Porn Charges
And Yes - He Used The Foster Kids...
And His Screen name?
Fosterdad, Of Course

Suicide Footage Posted On Web

Adventures In The Slave Trade:
Blacks Sue Lloyd's Of London
Slavery In Louisiana

Getting Good Grades
Or Rather, Buying Them


From The Rich Get Richer Files
3-30-04 Did They Bribe A Jury Member?

4-2-04 MISTRIAL DECLARED

Tyco Timeline


Remember The Smiley Face Bomber?
He Planted Bombs Across The Midwest
Trying to Make A Smiley Face Pattern?
Judge Says He's Incompetent To
Stand Trial - Didn't See THAT Coming


Making A Living Out Of Dying

Online Reviewers Have "Clout"?
So To Then Do Online News Sites?

Barbie Is A Lesbian
Kid Gets Settlement

State Senator In Bar Brawl


As Water Levels Lower, Mysterious
Objects In The Great Salt Lake Appear

Also Thereabouts, See Smithson's Jetty

Register Your Boob Job

Ice Cream Turf Wars Heat Up

Chinese Woman Has Breast Enlargement
Ends Up With 4 Breasts!?

Well - That's Four More Than
Most Chinese Women Have


Was It Suicide?
Or Did The Broad Know Too Much?

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