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4-26-04


British Actress Leslie Ash Breaks Rib
Having Rough Sex With Hubby

Google Stock, Coming Soon

Eye D Cards, Not ID

Dead Diana Photos News

School Bans Color T-Shirts

7th Heaven Actor Busted

The NSA Is Watchin
The FBI Wants To Watch You Type

Thursday's New York Times Misidentified
GOP Senate Candidate Pete Coors
As Ku Klux Klan Member Who
Murdered A Black Sharecropper

Judge Sentences Man To
Jump Out Of A Plane

DJs Who Played Tremendously Good
Prank On Fidel Castro In Trouble

4 Year Old Killed By Lawnmower


Another Great Headline:
"Satanic Musician Drank My Blood"


Apprentice's Omarosa Walks Off
Jimmy Kimmel Show After
Seeing Lie Detector

Suge Knight Out Of Prison

Sherlock Holmes Type Investigator Needed
For This Case

Naked Man Chases Woman
Over Her Parking

Biggest Tourist Attraction In Boulder, CO:
The Mork and Mindy House

Senate Revives Internet Tax Ban

Car Crashes Into Auto Parts Store

Taiwan Wants Jackie Chan Banned

Woody Woodpecker Is Dead


Two Scottish Freaks Who Decapitated
A Corpses Head, And Played With It
Escape Jail

Charged In Urine Assault

Actual Headline:
Some Flee, Others Eat Cats
In Prison Riot

Peeping Tom Gets Trapped in Drain
Above Womens Toilets

Father Charged With Taking
Nude Photos of His Daughter

Meet The "Mother Teresa" of Porn

It Was The Rooster's Cocaine!

Guy Gives Cop Someone Else's ID
Unfortunately, That Guy Turns Out
To Be A Murder Suspect


Beyonce Booty Wax

The Naked Guy In The Manhole

Gina Gershon Wants To
Run Playboy

Tina Fey's Funniest Moments

Da Vinci Also Invented The Car?

Robber Stops For A Beer...

Dog Likes To Eat Golfballs

British Anti-War Figure
Was On Saddam's Payroll

Teen Who Stole Porn Sentenced
To Wear A Blindfold

Juliette Lewis - Punkrocker?

Tawainese Cannibal Suspect
Declared Sane

Lowriding In Louisiana

Doonesbury Is Controversial
...Again

Atkins Couple Booted From
Salt Lake City Chuck-A-Rama Buffet

Ohio Priest Charged In
1980 Killing Of Nun

Murdered Bondage Porn Star
Case Has Snuff Film Angle

What Is A Snuff Film?
Case Backround

In California, You Can
Have Sex With The Dead

Please, No Melanie Griffith Jokes

Dutch Artist Makes Gun
...From Her Own Skin

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