1, 2, 3, 4 - I Declare A Sperm War
Oh Shaq!
Always With The Potty Mouth
Air Marshall
Leaves Gun In Potty
There Is A New Most Expensive House
Bush Daughters Comfort Troops
Weird Al's Parents Found Dead
The
Power Of A Kiss
Newest Trend: Eyeball Jewlery
Tightrope, No Net -
And He Fell
2.5 Million On A Slot Machine
Face Licker Take Down
From The Ironic Files:
Anti-Alcohol Campaigning Teen
Dies In Binge Drinking Incident
Jenifer Lopez's Mom Wins
2.5 Million On A Slot Machine
Girls Gone Wild Wants To Open
Restaurants, Ala Hooters...
Killer Gets Chased, Caught
His Leg Gets Cut Off By Civilians
Guy Gets 30
Years For Sending
Bush, Miss Manners, Others
Threatening Letters
Everybody Must Get Stoned...
LIVE, Or Rather, Dead
Abortion on British TV
Watergate Scandal Guy
John Dean Calls Bush "Corrupt"
Woman Is Shot By Police
After She Accused Him of Brutality
Missing Bach Score Found
Cops Raid Wrong
Apartment
Red Faced Cops Send Fruit Basket
Ikea Founder Is Now Richer Than Bill
Wal-Mart Over-Charging?
Running Credit Cards 2 or More Times
Also At Wal-Mart:
Guy Slashes
Co-Worker With Boxcutter
Indian Guy In Prison Refuses Haircuts
Homemade Space Needles
And Alcohol Do Not Mix
What Have I Been Telling You People!?
Alcohol Bootleggers In India
Gangrape 15 Year Old To
"Avenge Anti-Liquor Drive"
Great Headline:
Murder Orgy At Bachelor Party
I Mean I Like Everything About That!
Anti-Abortion Activist Convicted
Of Child Molestation
Ellen DeGeneres To Wed
Rosie O'Donnell For Best Man Then?
Two Female Bondage Killers
Get 20 Years
Fake Doctor Has Good Bedside Manner
More Iraqi Gratitude - Fallujah Images
Civilian Contractors Attacked In Iraq
TV Doesn't Show The Images...
Looking Back -
Iraqi Gratitude Before
One Victim Was A Reality TV Star
Bush Administration Is Strangely Silent
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Here Come The Asteroids
Rocker
Threatens Journalist
Real Celebrity Jeapordy May
Be Funnier Than The SNL Parody
Fighting A Virginia Law Which
Prohibits "Goin South"
-Even On A Girl
Pope Comes Out Against
"Logic of Death" In Iraq
Fox News To Declare The Pope
"Unamerican"
Settling For Microsoft
Redneck Initiation
Flight Attendants Accuse
Wrestlers of Sexual Harassment
Another Great Get Rich
Quick Scheme
Taxi Driver Stabs Guy
With A Screwdriver
The Car of Tomorrow,
Today
And The Winner For Worst Mug Shot Is...
Hurh-Ching Lowry
Piranha Let Loose in Petting Pool
Alabama Decides On A State Whiskey
US
Soldiers Poisoned By US Bombs?
Nude Chef Roasts His Wienie
Guy Who Fake Hung
Himself
For April Fools Facing Charges
History and Movies Getting Confused
Angry
Druids Hunt Down Vandals
Americans Are Getting Shorter
Teenaged
Lesbians Smoke The Most
Sammy Hagar Is Back In Van Halen
Just In Time For Retirement
5 Packistani Police Shot and Killed
After Being Forced To Recite
From The Koran
Minister Charged
With Sex With Minor
Marine Who "Groomed"
And Then Had Sex With 12 Y/O
British Girl Gets 4.5 Years
Plagirism
is "Self Teaching"
Prisoner Allowed Out Of Jail
For A Boxing Match, Then Right Back
Cause Spam Just Isn't Enough
Guy Bits Off Other Guys Nose
Because He Doesn't Like His T-Shirt
If You Can't Get A Retarded Girl
To Have Sex With You:
Punch Her In The Face
It's 8 PM
Do You Know Where Your
Daughters Nipples Are?
This Crazy Looking Lady
Found A Baby Behind A Store
Busch Gardens
Now Uses
"Hand Geometry Scanning"
To Admit Season Pass Holders
Though They Thought Of
Using Other Body Parts I'm Sure...
If The Kids Won't Behave
Cuff Em
Headline
of the Year:
Hell's Angels Fight Teens
For Their Stolen Skull
Headline
of the Year Runner-Up:
Brawl Breaks Out At
Anger Management Seminar
White House CIA Link Probe Broadened
Look Back -
Valerie Plame
Mom
Strips At Sons Party
British
Declare The Obvious:
Naked Yoko Ono Is Disgusting
Guy Who Plays Tigger At Walt Disney World Accused of Fondling
THE NSA IS WATCHIN:
NSA "Listening" Led To Arrests
April Fools Jokes Abound
In Washington, DC
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