On SNL David Spade Wore A Prosthetic Penis On His Nose, It Was Much Larger Than His Actual Penis, Supposedly

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How To Hurt Yourself Via SMS

The Details Of What Happened To Jessica Lunsford

US Undocumented Population Surges

Attorney Sues Self

Virginity Pledges Do Nothing To Curb STDs Among Teens

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Classical Pianist Interprets Radiohead

Hockey Mom Feigns Disease, Collects $16,000 In Donations

Teen Leaves 10 Dead In Rampage
'Goth' Obsessed With Nazism

Bobby Fischer's Next Move? To Sue

Even Taping The Simpsons, Michael Jackson Found A Way To Get Creepy

Alleged Murderer Was Just Sleepwalking

Mom On A Rampage

Prince Andrew's Female Bodyguard In Gigantic Orgy

John DeLorean Is Gone

'Good Samaritan' Rapes Blind Woman

Japanese Doctor Orders Woman To Get Naked, Walk On All Fours - He Then Took Digital Photos Of Her - She Really Knew Something Was Wrong When She Wasn't Charged For The Exam

Feds Allege Scheme Of Pension Funds, Chicken Joints, Al Sharpton

STD Outbreak Concealed So The Researchers Could Write It Up In A Medical Journal First

Policy OKs First Strike To Protect US

Baby Takes Solo Cab Ride

Professor Who Researched Killing Methods Online Is Convicted Of Murder

Judge Won't Make Terry Eat
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IRS Asking Justice Department to Step in on NAACP Audit

Death By Industrial Sausage Grinder

Want To Hear An Exorcism?

Is She Too Sexy Or Too Black For Harvard?  Maybe A Little Bit Of Both

Thousands Of Dead Fish, No Reason Yet

Adding Insult To Injury, First They Kill An Iraqi Policeman, Then They Bomb His Funeral, Killing Three More Policemen

Guantanamo Abuse Videotaped?

Drunk Guy Dies After Being Restrained On Flight

Aliens Take Over Florida Museum

Full U-Haul Truck Stolen

Black Woman To Play Bob Dylan

Junkie Mother Sells Baby To Undercover Reporter

Blake Juror Promoting Six Song Recording

Miss Utah Fights For Brain Injury Funds

Korean Rice

Castro Insulted By Being On 'Richest' List

Mein Kampf:  A Bestseller In Germany

Get Out Your Pennants - It's Time For The US Memory Championship

Idaho Girl Killed Parents Because They Didn't Like Her Boyfriend Named Bruno

Bear Kills Pony, Drags Off It's Carcass

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