2-5-05

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Using Her Assets In The Election
Read Her Platform
Cristina's Personal Website
Flashback: Mindy Peskie's Similar Run
Mindy Peskie Pics Censored/Uncensored
News Coverage Of Mindy
Double Flashback: The Ryerson Five

Time/Warner Has 1 Billion Worth Of Google Stock

Ban On Utah Plural Marriage Questioned

"I Love Booty"

Ossie Davis Is Gone

So Is Max Schmeling

Condi On The Move
Iran Attack Not On Agenda

Nambian Supreme Court Justice Kidnapped, Sexually Assaulted Two Girls

Hillary Is Making Her Move, Not Counting The Fainting And All

Anti-Ritalin Bill Advances Despite No Citing Of Abuse

Orrin Hatch, As Always, Is Making The World Safe From Offensiveness

Doctor Fakes Insanity In Attempt To Escape The Insanity Of War

Anti-Michael Moore Utahn Doesn't Like How He Comes Off In Film

HP Says It Has A Technology That Will Replace The Transistor

Culpepper Ungifts Necklace From Paralyzed Teen

Howard Dean Emerging As Likely Head Of The Democratic Party

"stay away from prostitutes"
Warns The Jacksonville Sheriff

Canadian Educator Calls For Black Schools

Finding Others To Participate In A Gangbang Rape Was Just A Way To Make Friends

A Raunchier Cartoon Show Than South Park Is Coming - But Then Again, Anyone Who Thinks South Park Is JUST Raunchy And Crude Totally Misses The Point Of The Show

When You Are Going To Extort Someone With A Tape Of Them Behaving Badly, Always Ensure That The Person On Your Tape IS ACTUALLY The Person You Are Trying To Extort

Kelly Brook's Nude Scenes Will Stay In Film, Despite Her Bid To Block Them

Two Jetliners Declare In-Flight Emergencies
False Alarm?  Or Smoke Screen?


US GENERAL:  It's Fun To Shoot People

Wrestlers Hog-Tie, Zap Teammate With Grill Igniter

Cop Setting Up Speedtrap Gets Parking Ticket

South Korea Updates It's War Plan Vs. North Korea (Of Course The US Is Involved)

Do YOU Believe This Story?  Man Gets An Electric Toothbrush Stuck In His Ass

20 Year Old American Citizen Finds Out She's Really An 18 Year Old Illegal Resident

Some In GOP Question Social Security Plan

An Exploding Star - 20,000 Light Years Away

Killed For Their Car Parts

Politician Dies 'Accidentally' In Russia

"As soon as it hit my stomach, I threw up"

Metal Band Formerly Known As Burn The Priest Has Gig At Church Owned Venue Cancelled

R Kelly Gets To See His Own Sex Tape

School Bus Driver Allegedly Falls Asleep At The Wheel

Ebay Cancels Auction Of Tattoo On Girl's Arm

Woman Accused Of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema

Move Over AIDS, Here Comes LGV

The Cher Farewell
An Overused Phrase Which Flatters To Deceive

Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography

Granny Confesses To Cheating On An English Test 47 Years Later

The Avalanche Pee Story Was Urban Legend

Singer Gouges Out Eye After Failed Suicide Attempt

'Risk-Free' Heroin Use

Woman Gets Probation For Selling Non-Existent Duff Beer

Man Takes Himself Hostage In Oregon Senate Chamber

Gay Inmate Says He Was Made A Sex Slave

Videos Show Guantanamo Prisoner Abuse

Florida Man Jailed For Not Cleaning Up His Yard

Mike Hunt TV May Be In Peril

Snoop Dogg Accused Of Rape


Girls Sued Over Left Cookies

US Opposes UK's Debt Relief Plan

Michael Powell's Possible Successor At The FCC Is No Prize Either

Barcodes On Cadavers - Why?  Because People Steal And Sell Them

Best Way To Make Mars Habitable?  Inject Greenhouse Gas

Goodwill Employee Suspended Over Photo In The Newspaper

10 Year Old Boy Rapes 8 Year Old Girl

Amy Fisher Has Baby

Bald Eagles Found Slaughtered In Canada

Rosa Parks Sues Outkast

BTK Is Getting Just Plain Chatty
More On This Case Is Here

The FBI Has Computer Woes - Wasted Millions On 'Virtual Case File'

Rumsfeld Offered To Resign Twice

Woman's Lawsuit Reinstated, It Alleges Michael Jordan Failed To Pay Her 5 Million Bucks As He Promised To Keep Quiet About Their Affair

Death At The Hands Of Cop Investigated As A Homicide

Train Kills Graffiti Tagger Doing His Business

Another Cop Nailed For Internet Child Sex

The Ukraine May Have Sold Missiles To Iran And China

GI Joe Captured In Iraq

The UN Says That There Is No Genocide In Darfur

Iraq Reconstruction Funds Missing

Ohio Supreme Justice Fails Sobriety Test

Fear Factor Gets 'Shocking'

Abstinence Instruction Does Little To Curb Human Nature

Jennifer Capriati Is Dating A Porn Star

Dumbest Pre-Super Bowl Questions

Get Your Viagra Through Medicare

Con Man Brags About Ripping Off Woman, Doesn't Know His Cellmate Is The Woman's Husband

Princess Diana Linked To Bulimia Increase

Prosecutor Is Mugged By Prostitutes And Pimp In Hotel Room

A Gay Marriage On The Simpson?  Who Else Has Money On Lenny And Carl?

Josef Mengele's Life On The Lam

Naturist Nudists Held In Child Porn Probe

Meet Murray High School's Cutest Couple

Guy Gets His Car Stolen Three Times In Six Days

“Ted is understandably bitter having lost his ratings, his network and now his mind — we wish him well.”

Teens Death Leads To Discovery Of A 'Culture Of Fighting'

Now You Can Own A Drive Thru Strip Club

Gavin Will Testify Against Michael Jackson In Open Court
More On This Case Is Here

Monkeys Pay To See Other Monkey's Bottoms

Officer Threatens Arrest Over Anti-Bush Sticker
It Said "Bush Is A Pussy"

Chyna's Sex Tape
5:51 Minute Preview Is Here
Video Requires Divx
Other Chyna Stuff
Images Of Chyna
Chyna Playboy Footage

Teens Go To School Early, So They Can Have Sex In A Classroom

Larry Bright Killed 8 Women

The Porn Tape On The Bus Goes Round And Round

Firefighters Suspended Over On-Duty Sex

How Many Did Dr. Shipman Kill?

Chomsky: Iraq War A 'Gift To Bin Laden'

Kenyan Wife Eater To Be Hanged

The Last Jew In Afghanistan

 
 

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