1-30-05

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The Canadian Masturbator Wins His Appeal With The Supreme Court

Rise And Fall In Syphilis Rate Is Said To Be Normal

Same Old Game - Russian Spies In The US

Germany Proposes Hefty Fine For Spammers

A Centuries Old Coin That Depicts A Flying Saucer Or A Delightful Hoax?  You Vote, You Decide

Man Declared Dead Found Breathing In The Morgue

Josef Mengele's Life On The Lam

Naturist Nudists Held In Child Porn Probe

Meet Murray High School's Cutest Couple

Guy Gets His Car Stolen Three Times In Six Days

“Ted is understandably bitter having lost his ratings, his network and now his mind — we wish him well.”

Teens Death Leads To Discovery Of A 'Culture Of Fighting'

Now You Can Own A Drive Thru Strip Club

Beyonce Starts Clothing Line

Don Cheadle Calls For Help In The Sudan
More About His Movie Is Here

Suicide By Train Goes Wrong, Horribly Wrong

A Charge For Grocery Bags

Nixon's Tape Erasing Secretary Dies

Suicide Bomber VW Spoof Ad Is Pretty Damn Funny

Johnny Carson Is Gone

Tsunami Victim Found After 25 Days

A Baby Who Cannot Feel Pain

Utah Lawmaker Defends Polygamy

Smells Like Homer

JP Morgan Admits To US Slavery Links

Romeo And Juliet

What Constitutes A 'Cool Mom'?

Guy Asks Pizza Delivery Driver He Just Robbed Out On A Date

The Hunt For Chinese Terrorists Is On

Auction House To Begin Selling Off KKK Robes

NASA Admits Pulling A 'Scotty' With Mars Rover

Falling On David Letterman Has Only Made Tara More Popular
More On This Is Here

De Niro:  No Longer Brilliant?

Gavin Will Testify Against Michael Jackson In Open Court
More On This Case Is Here

Monkeys Pay To See Other Monkey's Bottoms

Worm Writer Gets Jail Time

Officer Threatens Arrest Over Anti-Bush Sticker
It Said "Bush Is A Pussy"

Bush Says He Would Withdraw From Iraq If The Post-Election New Government Asks Him To - Funny - A Lot Of People In The US Have Been Asking Him To Do That For Some Time, But He Took Little Notice

16 Year Old Girl Kills, Dismembers Another Teen Girl

Forget About Ringtones, Download Porn Star Jenna Jameson's Moan Tones
Porn Has Gone Mainstream

Images Of Jenna Jameson

Arrested For DUI Twice In The Same Day

Italy's Version Of The Unabomber Uses A Child's Chocolate Egg To Hide Explosive

The Lonely Mayoral Candidate Has A Blog Where He Can Wax Suicidal

Aussie Teacher Bests His Female Counterparts From The US By Having Sex With Two Students At Once

The Tasmanian Devil Likes It Rough

Elementary School Kids Try To Hijack Bus

Rolling Stone Rolls Right Over

A Puck To The Chest Kills Ice Hockey Player

The Dutch Lead The World In Child Euthanasia

Yushenko Takes The Oath Of Office, Crowning The People's Revolt

When Monks Get Drunk, Everything Goes Wrong

Norwegians Confused by Bush Salute

Two Down, One To Go

'Dangerous' Global Warming Possible by 2026

Volkswagen Files Complaint Over Spoof Suicide Bomber Ad
See It For Yourself Here

A Ticket Is No Guarantee Of A Seat

Man Accused Of Threatening The Super Bowl With 'Big Bang'

Did You Know The Government Has A Secret List Of ID Theft Victims?

Topless Sunbathing In California?

REM To Play Nude

Police Hit Suspect 70 Times With Pepper Balls

Two Boys Arrested Over Violent Stick Figure Renderings

When Tony Blair Gets Bored In Meetings, He Doodles - Here Are Some Of Them, With Psychological Analysis

Teens Go To School Early, So They Can Have Sex In A Classroom

Larry Bright Killed 8 Women

The Porn Tape On The Bus Goes Round And Round

Firefighters Suspended Over On-Duty Sex

How Many Did Dr. Shipman Kill?

Chomsky: Iraq War A 'Gift To Bin Laden'

Kenyan Wife Eater To Be Hanged

The Last Jew In Afghanistan

Animal Human Hybrids?

What Is Bin Laden's Head Worth?

He Swears By Breast Milk

Report:  The US Can't Win The War

Fugitive Seen As Link Between 9/11, Madrid

Stan Lee To Finally Get Paid

Marine Held In Kidnapping, Killing Of The Wal-Mart Cashier

Michelangelo's David Knew All About 'Shrinkage'

Bill Cosby's Lawyer Wonders What Took So Long

ACLU Will Consider Disciplining 2 Officials

Former Mob Boss Tells His Story To Students

Iran Will Defend Itself Against The 'Arrogant' United States

Meet The Son Of Star Wars

Four More Years Of Bush Makes The World Anxious

Chyna's Sex Tape
5:51 Minute Preview Is Here
Video Requires Divx
Other Chyna Stuff
Images Of Chyna
Chyna Playboy Footage

Tsunami Death Toll: 225,000
Tsunami Images

Reese Was Stricken With A Frog To The Cleavage
Images Of Reese Witherspoon

Man Will Have His Penis Amputated After A Botched Circumcision

Killer Was Ordered To Kill, Just Like Abraham

 
 

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