12-21-04


Pedro's Midget Is Unhappy About Him Going To The Mets

Monster Sinkhole Grows In Florida

Strippers Must Carry Permits While Performing - Don't Ask Where

Priest Kills Self After Being Questioned About Slayings Of 2

32 Suicides After UK Porn Raids

Kato Kaelin Struggles Through 'Personal Appearances' After The Death Of His Nephew In Iraq

Here Comes Spamalot


Paris Hilton Is Too Lazy For Sex

Images Of Paris Hilton

Heart Risk Found In Aleve Study

23,502 Recent Arrests By Border Agents Using New Fingerprint System

Dutch Kids Start Drinking At 12

Cell Phones That Are Sex Toys
Or - Sex Toys That Are Cell Phones


Meet The Psycho Who Strangled A Pregnant Woman And Cut The Baby Out Of Her Stomach, Took The Baby Home And Showed It Off To Family, Friends - Trying To Pass It Off As Hers

They Caught Her From Her IP Address

Meet Japan's Dumbest Criminals

50 Things To Eat Before You Die

After A Raid At A Lesbian Bathhouse Goes Horribly Wrong, Toronto Police Will Take Sensitivity Training

Spelling-Challenged

Nearly Half Of The US Say Restrict Muslims

ACLU's Search For Data On It's Own Donors Sparks Privacy Fears

Cuba Erects Billboard Attacking The US

Rock N Roll Is Officially Dead

Champion Norwegian Skier Regrets Doing The Fully Nude Photos
See Them Here

Karla Homolka Is A Licking, Ticking Time Bomb That Will Kill Again - And She's About To Be Released
More On Her Is Here
Images Of Her Are Here


Grand Total Of Killings William Pickton Will Be Charged With - 31
More On This Case

Cheerleaders May Be Expelled Over Topless Lesbian Kisses In Videophoned Footage

98% Of Moroccan Steet Kids Are Addicted To Glue Sniffing


Carrie Bare Is Not A Stripper
But Carrie Bare Is

Click For Images Of Stripper Carrie Bare


Lindsay Lohan May Soon Show The World Her Whole Boob In Playboy
Voted The Naugtiest, Below Paris
Another Feather In Her Cap

Images Of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay's Thanksgiving Album


Club Takes Parking Beef Public

Top 10 Hoaxes Of 2004

Miss Artificial Beauty Crowned

Woman Dies During Government AIDS Study

Italy's Famous Plastic Surgery Disaster

Police Recover JFK Assassination Artifacts In Drug Raid

Yushenko Was Poisoned With Pure TCDD
Yushenko's Poisoned Blood Will
Make Him Suicidal For Seven Years

Nude Protest Of Rape

Where You Been, Laden?

Giving Motorists The Power To Change The Color Of A Traffic Light

Construction Of The World's Tallest Tower

Celebrex Trial Stopped After Heart Attacks

Oliver Stone Begins To Apologize For His Films - At Least He Has Started To, Apologizing To Turkey For Midnight Express, Which Was One Of His First Successes

Bill Murray Is A Bastard
Said The Cameraman

A Child Named Jihad

I Didn't Really Care About This Story, But About 30 People Emailed About It So Here It Is - More Weird Creepiness From Japanese Men - This Time Sleeping On Lap Pillows

Pam Does The Only Thing She
Really Knows How To Do For PETA

Female Soldier Accidentally
Leaves MANY Naughty Pictures
On Computer...Supposedly

Look For These To Be Debunked
But The Pics Aren't Bad...


Wal-Mart Debuts A $498 Linux Laptop

Hawaiians Get Gouged On Christmas Tree Prices

Lottery Winner's Missing Daughter Found Dead

Trio Of British Girls Beat, Burn, Kill A Girlfriend - All Over A Boy

Wesley Snipes Paternity Suit News

Prosecutor Gives Speech On Ethics, Then Goes To Prostitute, Pays With Stolen Credit Card

Teen Denied Entry To The Prom After Wearing A Confederate Flag Dress
Related - KKK Fliers Distributed Inside Various Kentucky Newspapers - In Other News, There Is Still A KKK

Cell Phone Radiation Harms DNA

Ebay - Elvis' Water From 1977
Related - Elvis Is Still Dead

Bush, Rumsfeld Authorized Iraqi Interrogation Techniques
Navy Seal Acquitted
Rumsfeld Will Personally Sign Letters To Families Of Dead Soldiers Instead Of Letting A Machine Handle It
Bush Stands Firm, Will Not
'Negotiate With Myself'

More 'Success' In Iraq
Most Want Rumsfeld To Resign
Tony Blair Flies To Baghdad
Iraq Bombers Are 'Having An Effect'

Woman Jailed For Lying To Get Out Of Jury Duty

Zamboni Explodes, Fire Destroys Arena

National Guardsman Killed 17 Year Old Iraqi Soldier After They Had Consensual Gay Sex In Guard Tower

Man Exhumes Stepdaughters Body, Dumps It At The Home Of His Ex-Wife

Man Sent Letters Threatening To Slice Up Colleagues With A Saw - For Six Years

Texas Schools May Have Cheated

Racism, Revenge Cited In Fires

Book Says Lincoln Was Gay

There's A Foot In My Bumper

Lightning On Saturn Is 1 Million Times Stronger Than Here On Earth

Researchers Find Clues To Pack-Rat Syndrome

Lisa Marie Selling Graceland

US Writes Off 4.1 Billion In Iraq Debt

Mob Boss Arrested At Euro Disney

Indiana Jones And The Battle For Fallujah

School Principal In Trouble After Having 5-Year-Old Handcuffed

Another Gay Cannibal
"He Tasted Like Lamb"


Life Imitates A George Carlin Routine: Guns In Church
Conductor Johnnie Carl Goes Apeshit At The Crystal Cathedral, Kills Self
Johnnie Carl's Biography, Courtesy Of His Own Website

 

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