12-10-04

George Carlin Hates Vegas
Just Not Enough To Leave

Famous Atheist Now Believes in God

Mia Hamm Retires

Food Shortage On The Space Station

'Dear Paranoid Fool'

Drunk Danes Unnerve J Lo

Residents Fed Up With Constant Car
Alarm Drop Sink On The Car

Inmate Stabbed With Pork Chop Bone

Teacher Faces Fine For Using
Doorstop In The Classroom

14 Year Old Boy Rapes 10 Year Old
Boy At Knifepoint

London's Underground System Prowls
Ebay Looking For Spare Parts

Woman Gives Birth In Olive
Garden Bathroom

When The NBA And The NFL And
All The College Athletes Let You Down,
Mike Tyson Is There As A Beacon
Of Hope And Goodness

Still, Robert Downey Jr. Has Him Beat
In The Number Of Mugshots Department

Junkware Is Worse Than Spam

Dude, Read This

Fla. Man Electrocuted While
Putting Up Christmas Lights Barefoot

Woman Finds Skull In Bag At Bus Stop

Deputy Videotaped Pissing In Elevator

Khmer Rouge Guerilla Still Fighting
The Vietnam War

99.8 Percent Of All Indecency
Complaints To The FCC Come From The
Parents Television Council

Computer Programmer Admits To
Developing Vote Rigging Prototype
For Florida Congressman

Those NBA Guys Can't
Stay Out Of Trouble

Jon Stewart's Book Named
Years Best

Radio Host Fired Over Political Slam

World Waits For Chyna's Sex Tape

Woman Takes Frozen Dog Into Shelter
And Asks For New One

Tommy Lee, Porn And Shame

Late Night Sex Chat Shows In China
However - The Guests Will Wear
Masks To Protect Their Identities


Hassoun Charged With Desertion
More On This Case Is Here

Al-Qaeda Planning Major Marine Attack

NY Teen Indicted On Terror Charges

4 Killed In Nightclub Shooting
Including Ex-Pantera Guitarist

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

To Anyone Reading This:
Turn Off Your Computer

Don't Believe The Hype

Laptops And Sterility

Jail Time For Spitting In Cops Food

Horny Priest Gropes, Forcibly Kisses
The Grieving

Disgruntled Troops Confront Rummy

Pissed Off Delivery Driver Let's
People Raid The Beer Truck

Online University Gives A Cat An MBA

Beware The Potty Police

Penn Woman Charged For
Operating On Cats In Home

Ouija Board Appeal Dismissed

Rosa Parks Didn't Give Up Seat
And She Keeps Her Apartment Too

Town Wants Help To Know
Why It Smells So Bad

Kelly Osbourne Is Not Fat, Or So She Says

50% Of Brits Haven't
Heard Of Auschwitz

US Consulate In Saudi Arabia Attacked

Robert Downey Jr Steals The Show

E-Trash

Hitch-Hikers Forced To Dig Up Grave

Oliver Stone's Next Film Could Be
About Reagan Having An Affair
With Margaret Thatcher

Here Comes Indiana Jones IV

Bam Margera Sex Tape
See Some Video Here

Teacher Who Had Lesbian
Affair With Student Jailed

80 Prostitutes Kidnapped

Jerry Springer To Launch Talk Show

Kiefer Sutherland's Grandpa
Voted Best Canadian

The Curse Of The Christmas Single

Serial Killer Strikes Again
5000 Miles Away

Drunk Britney

Strange Voiced Whale At Large
In The Ocean

Boys Fingerprints Are On
Michael Jackson's Porn Stash

More On This Case

Sleeping Rapist Acquitted

Woman Sends Gunman To Get
Her Nude Pics From Her Ex

Sex Offender Santa Accused
Of Assaulting His Elf

Yushchenko Was Poisoned

8 Year Old Suspended Over Jell-O Shots

Giving Shock Jock New Meaning

Lip Synching Lindsay
Images Of Lindsay Lohan

Angelina Jolie Would Marry A Woman
Images Of Angelina Jolie

Life Keeps Imitating Jackass

Paris Wants To Settle Down

Cheesiest Lines In Movie History

Who Steals An Escalator?

Explaining U2 Lyrics

Three Who Used Laser Technology
To Beat The Casino Get To
Keep The Money

Private Firms To Hunt Down
Delinquent Taxpayers

Westerner Jumps From Plane
Luggage In Hand

World Spared Anna Nicole Flashing
At An Awards Show

Images Of Anna Nicole

The Complications That Arise
When A Saudi Man Gets
A Sex Change

A Trip To The Brothel
As A Bonus From Work

Elizabeth Smart Kidnapper Sings In
Court, Gets Competency Hearing

 

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