11-7-04

Left Over Election Jitters
Students Hole Up In Building...
Alan Keyes Blames Everyone But Himself
Machine Error Gave Bush Extra Ohio Votes
Group Finds Irregularities In The South
4,500 NC Votes Lost...
Americans Flocking To Canada?
Begin That Process Here
Did We Foil A Pre-Election Plot?
I Got Them Election Blues

Read A Book, Get Oral Sex

Geri's Dog Soiled Tony Blair's Rug

Airplanes Taxiing On Runway Collide

Putin Signs Kyoto Pact

Home For At Least 100 Million Rats

Introducing A 25 Gigabyte Disc
Made From Corn

Golf Course Managers In Trouble
Over Strippers, Prostitutes In Tourney

Tombstone Kills Little Girl

CNN/Netscape Titles Images Of George
Bush Moron, Asshole

Naked Man Jumps On Moving Jet

Guy Kills 6 Because They Were Trying
To Keep Him From His 16 Y/O Girlfriend

Subway Trains Collide

Sucked Into A Jet Engine At Work

From Bridget Jones To Skin And Bones

Burglar Leaves His Name, Photo Behind

KKK Wins Prize In School Costume Contest
Also Garners Suspension

How Do You Swallow A Toothbrush?
I Mean Honestly!?

Five Year Old Delivers Baby

Let's All Go To Canada

Sharon Osbourne Beat Up
Japanese Groupie

Was Arafat Poisoned?

Guy Escapes From Jail By Having
A Friend Send A Fax From McDonalds

Celebrities Behaving Badly
Paris Hilton Smoking A Joint
Tara Reid's Boob Hanging Out At A Party

The Remains Of Scott Speicher?

Maine Towns Keep Dissolving
To Lower Their Taxes

Paralyzed Patient Killed After
Head Gets Jammed In Bed Posts

IBM Smashes Supercomputer Record

Ken Jennings' Winnings

Mom Names Baby After Cabbie
After Giving Birth In His Cab

Rapist Caught After Appearing
On TV Dating Show

Scarlett Is Lonely In LA
Images Of Scarlett Johansson

What Does Tommy Lee's Penis
Have To Say

Underage Lesbian Fun On British TV

What Do You Call It When Pandas
Do It Doggy Style?  Or Have Dogs Been
Doing It Panda Style All Along? But
I Digress - Panda Sex Lessons Pay Off

 Semi-Related:
Maybe A Ban On Animal Shaped
Sex Toys Will Curtail Bestiality

When The Dead Watch You,
They Are Called Ghosts
But What Is It When
The Living Watch The Dead?

Call It The Mothers Day Surprise

Using Porn Mags To Build A Barn

Actors Using IMDB As Dating Tool

Peter Sutcliffe's Art For Sale On Web
More On This Case

Beware The Fake Coca-Cola

Robbing A Bank That's Not Built Yet

No Fattys In McDonalds Ads

Little Girl Hiding In Leaf Pile
Killed When Dad Parks On It

Kid Really Wants To Give
His Virginity Up To Elizabeth Hurley

Because The Lions Need Jesus

Hockey Players Teeth In Online Auction

Husband And Wife Enter Suicide
Pact - Walk Into The Ocean

What's That Under The Tree?
Fake Boobs For Christmas

Spike Lee's Son Haunted By A Stripper

Too Many Fake Bidders On Ebay
Auction For A Former Nuclear Bomber

Celebrity Mugshot Calendar
Celebrity Mugshots

British Sisters Kept Sex Slave
In Captivity With The Voodoo

Female Judge Denies Being In Porn

Please Stop Rubbing The Statue's Penis

Another Conveyance Crashes Into
A Building Clearly Marked 'TARGET'
This Time, A Small Plane

Visit Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

A Way Around Do Not Call

This Coffee Tastes Funny

 

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