11-3-04

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COMPLETE RESULTS

Here We Gore Again......History Sort Of Repeats Itself
Fox News Declares Bush Victory  At 12:53 AM EST        Prompted By Right Wing Sites (12:50 AM EST)
Republicans Declare Victory        Democrats Mostly Keeping Quiet        And Then Fold

Election Jitters - The Lesser Of Two Weasels
October Suprises(s)        Blame It On The Mailman        Meanwhile Homer Is Polling Strong        Bush's Confetti Misfire
Arnold Really Thinks He Could Become President        Stop Using My Song, Mr. President        Here Come The Observers
Poll This        Kerry Cousin Was A Friend To Oswald        Bush, Kerry And Osama        The Focus Narrows
Doonesbury's Profanity, Unlike Cheney's, Rankles Papers        FCC Complaint Filed Against KFI Radio Jocks
John Edwards Gets Sabotaged By The Energizer Bunny        The Death Of Mr. Heinz        Bloggers Beware
Two Years Before 9/11 Candidate Bush Discussed Going Into Iraq        Pledge Allegiance To Bush
Electoral College A Virtual Tie        A Look At Voting Problems        Absentees Could Delay Results
Redskins Lose, So Too Apparently Will Bush        The Candidate For Vice President
World Trembles As Bush Readies For Four More Years
Scattered Problems...        A Voter Since 1920        Kerry Shirt, Bush Mask, And Baby Go Home
What To Say To Exit Pollsters        Some People Have No Sense Of Humor        Jack Grimes For President
Party Bosses Name Call In Palm Beach County        Global Monitors Find Faults        Bush Win Means Dark Times
Listen To The Boobs        George Clooney's Dad Loses        GOP Hangs Onto Senate

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