11-2-04

RESULTS
Florida    Ohio    Pennsylvania

Election Jitters - The Lesser Of Two Weasels
October Suprises(s)        Blame It On The Mailman        Meanwhile Homer Is Polling Strong        Bush's Confetti Misfire
Arnold Really Thinks He Could Become President        Stop Using My Song, Mr. President        Here Come The Observers
Poll This        Kerry Cousin Was A Friend To Oswald        Bush, Kerry And Osama        The Focus Narrows
Doonesbury's Profanity, Unlike Cheney's, Rankles Papers        FCC Complaint Filed Against KFI Radio Jocks
John Edwards Gets Sabotaged By The Energizer Bunny        The Death Of Mr. Heinz        Bloggers Beware
Two Years Before 9/11 Candidate Bush Discussed Going Into Iraq        Pledge Allegiance To Bush
Electoral College A Virtual Tie        A Look At Voting Problems        Absentees Could Delay Results
Redskins Lose, So Too Apparently Will Bush        The Candidate For Vice President
World Trembles As Bush Readies For Four More Years

Scattered Problems...        A Voter Since 1920        Kerry Shirt, Bush Mask, And Baby Go Home
What To Say To Exit Pollsters        Some People Have No Sense Of Humor        Jack Grimes For President
Party Bosses Name Call In Palm Beach County        Global Monitors Find Faults

Gay Marriage Takes A 'Blow'

Police Officer Run Over By Partner Dies

Phone Sex Secrets....Revealed!

Guy Hits A Church With A Bulldozer

Show Your Tits Sign Gets Crew In Trouble

Helicopter Loses Blade, It Falls Into
A Tent, Killing Two

Woman Kills Cousin Over French Fries

Summing Up Scott's Fate

Oral Sex Is Not So Safe

42 Year Old Canadian Mom Steals, Beds
Boyfriend Of Her 13 Year Old Daughter

No News Like Fake News

Jack Nicholson Is Like Any Other Good
American - Sex And Apple Pie

Editor Of Vampire Mag 'Bite Me' Is Quitting
Because Of All The Sickos Out There

Pardons For Witches Come Too Late

Al-Qaeda Speaks
Azzam The American
An Essay By Adam Yahiye Gadahn
Where Ya Been, Laden?
Osama Transcript

What Is It About Monica That Guys
Won't Admit To Seeing Her?


"I Am Curt Oda, - Vote For Me
On Erection Day"

Bin Laden The Fragrance

Little Girl Knows No Pain

Theo Van Gogh, Great Grandson
Of Vincent, Murdered As A Result Of
His Film 'Submission', Which Was Critical
Of Islamic Treatment Of Women

Theo's Filmography

College Students Busted For
Forging Subway Sub Club Cards, Stamps

The Joys Of Children's Disco

Father Stabs 7 Daughters So They
Don't Grow Up To Be Promiscuous

The 'Dead' Live

403,300 Tech Jobs Lost In 3 Years

"My Daddy Killed With With A
Butcher Knife And I'm Gone"

Polygamist Community Can't
Afford To Pay For The Teachers
Of Their Many, Many Children

Quentin Tarantino Has Truly
Run Out Of Ideas

Sherry Lansing Hates Her Job

Coffee Made From Cat Droppings

300 Children Bitten By Blood
Sucking Monkeys At Temple

First PLO Meeting In 40 Years
Without Yassar Arafat

Web Site Operator Stopped
From Sending Threatening E-mail
To School Superintendents

Geri's Racy Video Gets Censored

How Women Pay For Wal-Mart's Success

The Pitcarin Island Underage Sex Adventure Is Now Over

Dad Finds Porn On New Phone

AOL Changes To Keep Customers

Couple Face Charges After
'Nude Boat Display'

Dolly's Boobs Are Here To Stay

Former Cheerleader Gets Prison

An Orgy Of Schadenfreude

 

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