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10-26-04

Election Jitters
Supreme Court Clerks Speak Out        Tampa Tribune Won't Endorse Anyone        Vote Early, Vote Often In Florida
Crack Cocaine Registration Scheme Bust        Putin Helping Bush        The Electoral College Is No Party School
Missouri RNC Angered Over Flier        Astronaut To Vote From Space        Scrap The College The Colorado Way
Salt Lake City Mayor Is A Vote Swapper         Swap YOUR Vote, Too        What Happened In 2000, Anyways?
 Election 2000 Links        Trying To Sell His Vote        Ohio's 'Undeliverable' Voter Cards
Gore In Florida        Kerry Gets Some GOP Endorsements        A Dead, Boring Heat
Sex For Votes        Kids Vote Better Than Adults        Woman Requests Ballot For Dead Mother
Anti-Kerry Filmmaker Sues Sinclair        Bush Supporters Found Less Knowledgeable        College Kids Voting Kerry
Vicious Tactics In Colorado

Smuggling Viagra Into Jail

Get Your Aluminum Foil Deflector
Beanie Here

Ashton Has A Small Peter

'Dissolving' A Marriage

Bees And Alcoholism

A Satanist In The British Navy

Felonious Punks

Have You Seen This Fighter Jet?

Plague In Colorado

16 Year Old Kills Stepmom, Puts
Her Body In The Freezer

Google Posts $52 Million Profit

Halliburton May Keep Disputed Billions

Bill O'Reilly
The Classic Scandal Headline Should Always Contain The Phrase "A Woman Alleges"
"It's A Shame We Have To Live In A Country Where This Happens"
Fox News Press Release
 Read The Court Documents
Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly
'Put Up Or Shut Up'
Her Dad Is Mad

This Month's Celebrity Sex
Tape Scandal Brought To You By Usher

They Do Things Differently In Texas

Camera Phone That Can See
Through Clothes?

Ashlee Simpson In Lip Sync Mishap
Images Of Ashlee Simpson

Doodler Writes 'Help Me, Call Police'
On Napkin...You Can Guess The Rest

Hooters In China
Am I The Only One That Thinks That Chinese
Women Don't Quite Fit The Hooters
Business 'Model'?

Ann Coulter Misses Getting Pie

Dust From The Sahara Ends Up In Toronto

TV Linked To Attention Deficit

No Flu Vaccine Shortage At The Capitol

Breaking, Entering - Redecorating

Politician Stealing Political Signs
Knocks Self Out, Gets Caught

Guy Calls Police After Wife Won't
Have Sex With Him For 28 Days

He Changes The TV Channel
With His Mind
Shame The Trick Doesn't Work
For The Quality Of The Programming

Finally, A Reality Show Contest
Where Eventually Someone Will Die

Con-Air Type  Mishap In Salt Lake

Lenny Kravitz Plugs Up Toilet But Good

'Crazy Cabbie' May Be In Trouble
For Bragging About Avoiding His Taxes
On The Howard Stern Show

Boston Won't Ban Liquor During Series

After Toy Gun Shatters,
Bank Robbers Flee

This Is Not Your Mother's Avon

Headline Of The Week:
Bird Deaths Up Because Of Drunkenness

 

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