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10-24-04

Election Jitters
Supreme Court Clerks Speak Out        Tampa Tribune Won't Endorse Anyone        Vote Early, Vote Often In Florida
Crack Cocaine Registration Scheme Bust        Putin Helping Bush        The Electoral College Is No Party School
Missouri RNC Angered Over Flier        Astronaut To Vote From Space        Scrap The College The Colorado Way
Salt Lake City Mayor Is A Vote Swapper         Swap YOUR Vote, Too       
What Happened In 2000, Anyways?
Election 2000 Links        Trying To Sell His Vote        Ohio's 'Undeliverable' Voter Cards
Gore In Florida        Kerry Gets Some GOP Endorsements        A Dead, Boring Heat
Sex For Votes       
Kids Vote Better Than Adults        Woman Requests Ballot For Dead Mother
Anti-Kerry Filmmaker Sues Sinclair        Bush Supporters Found Less Knowledgeable        College Kids Voting Kerry
Vicious Tactics In Colorado

Bees And Alcoholism

A Satanist In The British Navy

Felonious Punks

Have You Seen This Fighter Jet?

Plague In Colorado

16 Year Old Kills Stepmom, Puts
Her Body In The Freezer

Google Posts $52 Million Profit

Halliburton May Keep Disputed Billions

Shatner In Outer Space - For Real This Time

Danish HIV Breakthrough

Latoya:  Michael Didn't Invent Moonwalk

Bill Clinton Wants To Head The UN

Travolta On High Alert

Slapped Senator Forgives Him

Driver Fined For Cramming A
Pony Into A Hatchback Car

Teacher Molests Four In Class

The Chicken Underground

The Canadian Security Threat Is 'Real'

50 Of The Best Science/Tech Websites

Attorney Arrested Near Courthouse
After Inhaling Nitrous Oxide, Passing Out

Former CIA Head - Iraq War 'Wrong'

Parents Watch Kids At School On Webcam

Computer Repairs Done For Sex

Finally - A Banana Straightening Device

Polish Doctors Charged In Corpse Scandal

Guy Pays $2605 For A Baseball Hot Dog

Bill O'Reilly
The Classic Scandal Headline Should Always Contain The Phrase "A Woman Alleges"

"It's A Shame We Have To Live In A Country Where This Happens"
Fox News Press Release
Read The Court Documents
Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly

'Put Up Or Shut Up'
Her Dad Is Mad

Ashlee Simpson In Lip Sync Mishap
Download The Video Of It
Videos Require Divx
Images Of Ashlee Simpson

Doodler Writes 'Help Me, Call Police'
On Napkin...You Can Guess The Rest

Hooters In China
Am I The Only One That Thinks That Chinese
Women Don't Quite Fit The Hooters
Business 'Model'?

Ann Coulter Misses Getting Pie

Dust From The Sahara Ends Up In Toronto

TV Linked To Attention Deficit

No Flu Vaccine Shortage At The Capitol

Breaking, Entering - Redecorating

Politician Stealing Political Signs
Knocks Self Out, Gets Caught

Lottery Winner Buries Proceeds
To Hide Them From Creditors

Cop Tasers Old Woman

Shooting In A Van Over Baseball...
Alcohol Was A Factor

Related - Boston Considers Alcohol Ban

Only 2 Tickets Sold For Concert

Prisoner Hires Stripper For Culture Night

No Wal-Mart For Jon Stewart's Book

14 Years Of House Arrest-Like Fidelity

Prince Harry In Paparazzi Brawl

Guy Shoots At Mouse, Kills Girlfriend

Pat Robertson:
I Warned Bush On Iraq

Joe Biden Calls Bush Brain Dead

Castro Gets An Owwie

Pro Bush Speech Cost Arnold Sex

Blacks Love Bush

Plastic Surgery Disaster
More Like This

Brand New Kerry Pillboxes For The Seniors

For One Deer, It Was Human Hunting Season

Finally, A Reality Show Contest
Where Eventually Someone Will Die

Con-Air Type  Mishap In Salt Lake

Lenny Kravitz Plugs Up Toilet But Good

'Crazy Cabbie' May Be In Trouble
For Bragging About Avoiding His Taxes
On The Howard Stern Show

Boston Won't Ban Liquor During Series

After Toy Gun Shatters,
Bank Robbers Flee

This Is Not Your Mother's Avon

Headline Of The Week:
Bird Deaths Up Because Of Drunkenness

Guy Gets Pinned Between 10 Ton
Train And Loading Dock - Survives

Divorced People More Likely
To Crash Their Cars

China Arrests NY Times Researcher

Suicidal Woman Kills Hubby Instead

How New York's Super Rich Park

Michael Moore Goes
Behind The Mormon Curtain

Keychain Remote Turns Off
Most TVs, Anywhere

Wedding Invitation For Sale Via Ebay

A Hitler Slot Machine

14 Year Old Girl Slashes The Throat
Of Her 4 Year Old Sister

Why Do All The Absolute Craziest
Stories Happen In Africa?

Saved By Google

Forger Forges His Way Out Of Jail

Waterbeds And Infertility

Cern To Probe The God Particle

Bobby Fischer's Manhood

Husband Hunter Uses Billboard

Men Are Better At Saying "I'm Sorry"
Maybe They Just Get More Practice

Please Remember To Bring Your
Severed Penis With You To The ER

 

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