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10-20-04


The Stage Is Now Set

More On The Curse

Election Jitters
Supreme Court Clerks Speak Out
Tampa Tribune Won't Endorse Anyone
Vote Early, Vote Often In Florida
Putin Helping Bush
Crack Cocaine Registration Scheme Bust
Missouri RNC Angered Over Flier
The Electoral College Is No Party School
Scrap The College The Colorado Way
Astronaut To Vote From Space
Salt Lake City Mayor Is A Vote Swapper
Swap YOUR Vote, Too

What Happened In 2000, Anyways?
Election 2000 Links

Olsen Twin Relapse?
Images Of The Twins

Bush Rejects Muslim Peacekeepers

Tucker Carlson Vs. Jon Stewart

Bill O'Reilly
The Classic Scandal Headline Should Always Contain The Phrase "A Woman Alleges"

"It's A Shame We Have To Live In A Country Where This Happens"
Fox News Press Release
Read The Court Documents
Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly

Churches Installing Cell Phone Jammers

6 Dead, 15 Injured In Immigration Chase

How Did A Moose Get Up There?

Heading Off Halloween Tricksters,
A Ban On Egg Sales

Some Of The Beslan Terrorists
Were Drug Addicts

Malaysian Doctor Abducts Kids
To Test Cures

Michael Moore Vs. Jesus
But Don't Count Out Team America!

Gwen Stephani's Man Has Secret
15 Year Old Love Child

Phone Support Guy Sends Pics
Of His Penis To Customer

From Judge To Bag Boy

Overpriced Lawyer

Plastic Surgery Disaster
More Like This

Brand New Kerry Pillboxes For The Seniors

For One Deer, It Was Human Hunting Season

Like All Good Famous People, Eminem Has
A Weird, Screwed Up Family

Record Price For NYC Taxi Medallion

Borrowing The Wrong Phone

George Bush Robbing Banks

A New Record For Cell Phone Throwing

Rare Hitler Tape Found

K-Mart Has A New Boss

Pam Objects To Tommy's Porn Girlfriend
Images Of Pamela Anderson

Republicans Have More Sex
In Other Words, They Do All The Screwing

Props To The Rubber House

"...Rumors On The...Uh...Internets"

Want Google To Index Your PC?

Where Do Fish Go During Hurricanes?

Britney Wants A Baby

Backwards Drawings May Have
Doomed The Genesis Craft

Christina Is Into Bondage

Flu Shot Shortage Was Years In The Making

Jobs Is Back To Work

Voters Offered Free Striptease

No Bibles For Smart Jurors
How Dumb Is That?

Everyone's Being Nice To Martha

Hurley's Boobs Got Director Arrested

14 Year Old Girl Slashes The Throat
Of Her 4 Year Old Sister

Why Do All The Absolute Craziest
Stories Happen In Africa?

Saved By Google

Forger Forges His Way Out Of Jail

Waterbeds And Infertility

Cern To Probe The God Particle

Bobby Fischer's Manhood

Husband Hunter Uses Billboard

Men Are Better At Saying "I'm Sorry"
Maybe They Just Get More Practice

Please Remember To Bring Your
Severed Penis With You To The ER

Discriminating Against Strippers

Sending Out An SOS
Sending Out An SOS

Sex, Drugs And Rock N Roll
Well, Not Really Sex,
And No Rock N Roll
But Classical Musicians On Drugs

Post-War Iraq Planning Non-Existent

William Shatner Still IS

Nader's Former Running Mate
Is Going To Vote For Kerry

Things You Shouldn't Buy Used

Cop Taped Himself Having
Sex With His 15 Year Old Daughter,
Uploaded It On The Net

Fergie Threatens Nudity

Woman Dies In Line Waiting For Oprah

A Ban On Sunday Shopping

Cops Beat Prostitutes In Soccer

Maid Jailed Over Fake Robbery,
Rape Report

 

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