Ariel Sharon Is Too Fat For
A Bulletproof Vest

Google Will Search Your Hard Drive Too

Is Bush On Batteries?

Firefighters Love Porn Stars

Maybe They Just Like To Pat
Down Cal Thomas' Crotch

Here Comes The Voting Controversies
Florida Already Having Problems Too
Why Won't Jimmy Carter Save Us!?

Third Grader Suspended Over
Butter Knife In Lunch Bag

Halo 2 Leaked On The Net

Coast Guard Guys Board Tiger Woods'
Honeymoon Yacht, Likely Trying To Catch
His New Wife Naked

Drunk Guy Steals, Joyrides In Plane
It Wasn't Patrick Swayze This Time

Eric Clapton Gets License Taken Away

Woman Accused Of Selling Vibrator
Shaped Liked Harmless Rubber Ducky

Asexuals May Be Just As Common As
Homosexuals?  Great - Next Thing We
Know They Will Want To Be Married Too...
Oh Wait - They All Already Are...HA

Fox Gets Record Indecency Fine Over
"Married By America"

Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On

The Dutch Government Having A Tough
Time Of It Selling It's Pot Stash

Nine Found Dead - Internet Suicide Pact

Gotti's Bodies

Colorado Could Be The Key

Man Hit, Killed By Small Plane

Who Was Columbus?

Have You Seen This Ape?

Adventures Of The Naked Car Vandal

Teen With Potty Mouth Might Get Jail

Michael Jakcon Wants A Ghost
In A Bottle Being Sold On Ebay
Place Your Own Bid Here
Check The Bid History/Cancellations!

Also - Jackson Might Sue Eminem

People Are Actually A
Human-Bacteria Hybrid

Doonesbury Should Mention MY Site

Chris Rock To Host The F@#kin Oscars

Martha Stewart's Prison Diary

George Clooney Knows Brad
Pitt's Penis Size

Where Did King Olav Come From?

12 Year Old Aids, For Profit,
Those Willing To Cross Picket Line

Anti-Drinking Panelist Parties On

Production Of Sept 11 Coins Halted

Cat Stevens Is Back

28 Troops Implicated In Afghan Abuse

From West Wing To Right Wing

Guy Buys A Little More Time
By Fighting Off Repo Man With
A Chainsaw

Pantsless Con Man On The Loose

Comic Book Superhero Gets
HIV Positive Sidekick

She Seduces While She Sleeps

Hotsaucing Dad Has Charges Dropped

The Drug War Is Over - Drugs Won

Woman Shoots At Border Guards,
The Shoots Herself

Plastic Wrap Prank Causes
Motorcycle Accident

Everything But The Kitchen Sink

Christian Bale Loses 70 Pounds
For Movie Role, Only To Have To Gain
100 Pounds For The Next Role

Marilyn Manson To Play
The Queen Of Hearts

Most Stolen Street Sign: High Street

16 Year Old Lives The High Life
After Ripping People Off On Ebay

Guy Fights Off Bear Attack
But Trips Over His Own Gun,
Almost Killing Himself As It Discharges

Paris Hilton Makes So Far Three
Sex Tapes We Know Of
The Footage Of Which From One
Is Approximately 3 Hours
Of Hardcore Sex - But She Vows
To Never Appear Nude In A Film...

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