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10-11-04

Floyd - Like In Pink Floyd

Angelina Jolie - Homewrecker?
Images Of Angelina Jolie
Images Of Jennifer Anniston
Images Of Brad Pitt

It's Time For This Week's
'One Candidate Stealing Another
Candidate's Election Signs' Story

Girl Shoots Mom Over Grounding

Teen Survives Being Run Over By Train

The Race/The Debates
Pick Your President
Football Fans For Truth
They Can BS Talking Backwards, Too

Laura And Teresa Are Friends
Blah Blah Debate Number 2

Motley Crue Guitarist Gets Hip
Replacement

Google Helps Solve A Crime

Deer Hit By Car, Caught Comfortably
In The Car's Bumper, Goes On A
25 Mile Ride - With Pic

Seti Searching Gets Guy Fired

'Who Would Jesus Vote For' Argument
Ends In Violence

Peruvian TV Shows Man Burned Alive

Rebecca Loos Back In The News...
This Time For Pig Masturbation

Images Of Rebecca Loos

Saddam Benefited From UN Deals

Won't Someone PLEASE
Think Of The Children

Crime Gangs Go Back To Their Roots,
The Oldest Profession, Which Requires
That You Traffic In Women

Enjoy This Sample Florida Election Ballot

Bush/Cheney Left Off MO Ballot

Terror At Egyptian-Israeli Border

On The Heels Of Learning That Bush's
Name For Him Is THE JACKASS,
Chirac Warns That The World
Could Be 'Choked' By American Values

Andie MacDowell Will Be Single Again Soon

Video Shows Elderly Woman Dragged,
Run Over By A Bus

Gisele Bundchen Horrified By
Her Lesbian Kiss For Movie Role

Parishioners Worship Fallen Statue
More On This Kind Of Thing

FBI Seize 2 Indymedia Servers
Indeymedia's Site

Superman Is Dead

Spiders Are Scarier Than Terrorists

Martha's Jailhouse Hooch

Monks In Sex Tape Scandal

Nurse Kills 19

Meet Germany's Newest Gay Cannibal

Police Chief Arrested For Smoking Pot
In His Office

Max Baer Jr. Wants To Open A
Beverly Hillbillies Casino

The Truth About Urban Myths

Psychiatrist Wipes Ass With Bills
He Then Used To Pay A Fine...Gets Charged

Christina's Naughty Nurse Ad Shelved

Robber Turned Lawyer
Well...They're All Crooks Anyway
Insert Your Own Lawyer Joke Headline

Pedro Martinez Uses A Midget
As A Good Luck Charm

Find Out Just How Popular You Are

Now Its Fannie Mae's Turn
To Get Investigated For Shady Accounting

How Long Will You Live...?

What Happened To Evita's Corpse

Kangaroo Jack Actor Gets Rape Charges
Dropped - If Your Wondering What
Kangaroo  Jack Is, It's A Movie
That No One Saw

Kate Beckinsale Must Hide Her Fake Boobs

Pouring Gas Down The Toilet In Salt Lake
City Goes Wrong, Horribly Wrong

EX-NFL Kicker Sought In Shooting
At Siegfried And Roy's House

C.C. Deville Voted Worst Guitar
Soloist Of All Time - Good Choice!

Meet The Mercedes Microcar

Why We Dream

Husband Chooses Jail Over Nagging Wife

Tiger Woods Marries
Images Of
Elin Nordegren

More On Shatner's Hoax

Naughty Beckham

Michael Jakcon Wants A Ghost
In A Bottle Being Sold On Ebay

Place Your Own Bid Here
Check The Bid History/Cancellations!

Sean Penn Proves Further That
He Is A Humorless Asshole
Who Takes Himself Way To Seriously

Richard Linklater Sued Over Ridicule

FDA Accused Of Silencing
VIOXX Scientist

Melissa Etheridge Has Cancer

Surviving A Giraffe Stampede

8 Year Old Arrested After
Mom Wouldn't Pay For Broken Racket

Incubus Singer Caught With A
Knife In His Bag At The Airport
"My Bad"

Asian Girls Like The Cell Phone
Ringtone That Increases Bust Size

T-Rex May Have Had Feathers

J. Lo Fears Fate Similar
To That Of Lady Diana

Will Mount St. Helens Reveal Bigfoot?
See It Live

The Devil's Chair
Restraint Often Requires...Restraint

Girl Attacks Babysitter With Machete

Judge Holds NY Times Reporter
In Contempt

Cher Threatens Nudity For
Her 60th Birthday

Murderous Brazilian Rancher/Slave
Trader Is Let Out Of Jail
After Winning Election

Killer Apes?

Just Like With Hooters,
A Playboy Casino Is Coming

Villagers Mistake Disco Lights
For Aliens

Drive By Shooter Accidentally
Shoots Self In The Head, Dies

Woman Charged In Bus Attack
On 13 Year Old

Cannibal Dies Of Gastroenteritis

Darth Vader Is Alive, Continues
To Further Evil - This Time He Is
Trying To Rob The Pizza Man

No Comment From 'The Force'

 

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